"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

21 years on 1st of August for me. Only 5 and a bit years until I will have lived here longer than in the country of my birth

Also, how the fuck has it been 10 years? It’s been barely 10 years since Kurt Cobain died

Amazing

Twitter screenshot of 3 tweets from 21 April 2016 BBC NEWS BREAKING BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking 47m Singer Prince has died at his Paisley Park estate in Minnesota at the age of 57, his publicist tells AP bbc.in/1SmPkEm 75,905 1,673 Joyce @Full_Time_Mummy 46m @BBCBreaking @BBCNews Hope he's ok X 131 73 reiss @PutltInReiss 42m @Full_Time_Mummy @JackONLFC @BBCBreaking @BBCNews OF COURSE HES FUCKING NOT HE JUST DIED JOYCE 1770 136

Lest we forget tho

CW: Twitter screenshot from 2016

Yeah. Parenting is just stakeholder management innit?

I’d actually maybe not do that over text (unless the next face to face is months away, but then probably a call would still be better)

Can you imagine just stroking those ears? I bet they are super soft

Tom Jones on a cathode ray telly

Bad pic
Bad pic
Bad AI pic
Kirk almost looks like Tom Jones
It really makes you sick

Like even short notice is fine, but there should be at least an “is it ok?” beforehand

Yeah I’d be disappointed if my kids pulled that on us unless I already had offered it

Agree with Sophia here. It’d be polite to ask. But I’d hope I’d have a good enough relationship with my kid and their partner after that amount in time that they’d feel comfortable with approaching me themselves

Surely she should be part of the family by now?

she has to resign

this is not funny, *especially* if you are the fucking Home Secretary, with the actual fucking power to unilaterally deprive *anyone* of citizenship

(I was good at attending all the courses (ALL that sounded interesting beyond just the compulsory ones), and got a good education, I was just not good at handing in the papers so no credits for me either)

Do you not have a policy for those? It’s been a long time since I went to uni and it was in Germany, but if you didn’t make minimum attendance you wouldn’t get a credit even if you did the exam or paper

This book is the origin story of @dreadships.bsky.social and mine unholy union

I’m so sorry

It's a snip from another platform. A man sleeps while an huge crab looms over him. Captions say "Don't worry you are not alone" and "We've hired a crab to watch over you". The comment on the post is "Crab Museum takes no responsibility for it smashing your flat to bits in search of tidbits of algae, whale flesh, or a simple good time. Frankly, we're as baffled as you are.

Why isn't Margate's Crab Museum on Bluesky?

We need answers. 🦀

It’s long been on my list that I often forget about I have

We’re as middle class as can be, and visits to my home country aside most of our holidays are camping in the UK. If you don’t sleep in your own bed it’s not a staycation

You mean beyond ice cream and other rewards for kids who get 100%, to just rub it in for kids who have complex reasons for not achieving that?

If I was the law, we'd have public information films for cognitive hazards the way we have for drunk driving.

Which I guess is fair as I wasn’t happy with any of their answers

Don’t think that supplier who presented his snazzy “PA23 compliant legal defensible” tender evaluation engine liked any of the questions I just asked…

If Kier Starmer is a knight of the realm and Olly Robbins is a knight of the realm, then surely this whole business could be fixed in a jousting competition?

Abolish the Home Office

And if you bat for this government, fuck off

Indeed. Hedge porn was a thing when I was a young un

I am not an EU law specialist, unlike some friends, but I love a good EU human rights law smackdown as much as anyone.

(Generally this is a good event and I’ve been a regular for many years. People know that I like to poke holes )