Caitlyn Jenner: “Mr. President, my passport has an ‘M’ on it. What does that mean?”

Senile Satan: “The ‘M’ stands for moron. You were stupid enough to support me.”

Oh yes. I do enjoy this.

And then he said: “If you don’t open the Strait of Hormuz, an entire civilization will die tonight.”

So they opened it.

Then he blockaded it.

So they closed it again.

Now he’s demanding they reopen it… so he can close it again.

I hope we never forget every school shooting. I no longer have school-age children, but the fear and the grief remain.

I’d like to see a Buttigieg AOC ticket in 2028. Either one will excel as President. I know it won’t happen. I’m not an idiot. I’d just like to see smart, energetic liberals in charge of our country.

ICE is a horrible, unjust, menacing entity. It needs to go.

...maybe - just maybe - he's actually the worst president in history

Before they were arrested- Vets are demanding an end to the war on Iran at the Cannon Building in Washington, D.C.

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “The faithless president depicts himself as Christ while he plunges the nation into wars of choice… Remember — While you pay more for everything, the First Family’s wealth is growing by billions. Because they’re crooks, and everybody knows it.”

A mass shooting that took the lives of eight children should stop this country in its tracks. Instead, the Shreveport tragedy disappeared from the headlines in a day. We cannot allow this level of violence to fade into background noise. Ending America’s gun‑violence epidemic is a moral oblligation.

When do we swallow the disturbing news that the supremely corrupt Supreme Court is creating a King? It's becoming obvious. #NoKings #SupremelyFuckedUp

Cartoon with Lucy from the Charlie Brown gang telling Linus "Did you know that water is the most essential element of life?" to which he responds "Yes, because without water you can't make coffee."

Good morning

REP. @brotherjones.bsky.social: “People want to give thoughts and prayers after a shooting, but it’s a form of theological malpractice when you pray for something you have the power to change.”

J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man

ROTFLMFAO!!!

I mean Nikolai Ilyich Rostov, etc.

A great reason to get public domain digital books. War and Peace is much more readable when you use find and replace to insert John for Nikolai Andreyevich

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Entitled?!

SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov on fascism in 🇺🇸 : “There is not safety in keeping your head down… People who oppose public policy decisions but are too afraid of retribution from their government to speak their mind should send a chill down all of our spines.”

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