Fifty, fifty, fifty more inches to go…I wanna be sedated….

You can tell it’s authentic! Tastes just like Whiskey Pete’s dipstick!

Today in 21st century performative cowboy bullshit: Yellowstone branded Keurig pods

Fire up the A/C until the room is the same temp as the refrigerator.

“Just give me the f***ing links!”—Cursing disables Google’s AI overviews The latest trick to stop those annoying AI answers is also the most cathartic.

You can overcome the Google AI insertion by getting salty with it. arstechnica.com/google/2025/...

Hundreds of fake Reddit sites push Lumma Stealer malware Hackers are distributing close to 1,000 web pages mimicking Reddit and the WeTransfer file sharing service that lead to downloading the Lumma Stealer malware.

Hey, I know a lot of us add "reddit" to our search terms to get some of the once-useful search engines to cough up something other than SEO garbage, but be careful out there. www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

Commit 'hardcore' or leave, Elon Musk tells Twitter employees Twitter employees have to commit to being "extremely hardcore" or accept three months of severance, Twitter's new owner Elon Musk wrote in a company-wide email

Seems familiar somehow. abcnews.go.com/Business/com...

Well, this week has sucked. Really hoping this is just the typical darkness of the second act.

Building network cables is a lot harder with a kitten on your lap.

My ISP sent me a notice telling me how seriously they take my privacy. I expect to see them in the news for a major privacy breach any moment.

Florida man eats diet of butter, cheese, beef; cholesterol oozes from his body High cholesterol is considered 240 mg/dL. The man’s was over 1,000 mg/dL.

Oh, Florida man....haven't you heard it isn't easy being cheesy? arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

a-chicka-quack-quack.

-12….but it’s a dry cold.

Oh, come on, it barely feels like -5.

Trump Signs Executive Order That Will Effectively Ban Use Of TikTok In the U.S. The president also issued an executive order aimed at cutting ties between the U.S. and the owner of the popular Chinese communications and social media app WeChat.

Let’s take a look back to yesteryear to remember when this whole TikTok ban started: www.npr.org/2020/08/06/9...

9 out of 10 national weather services agree that it's darn cold out there.

Once again, the National Weather Service tips their hand in their subtle promotion of a no-pants world. Hat, face mask, gloves...mandatory. Pants? Not even mentioned.

I’ve been struggling with missing the olden-days of super-goofy internet. Every time I look at the suggested accounts on here, everyone’s profile has a heavy political skew, and I’m just overwhelmed with politics fatigue. Looking for more stupid fun.

Maybe it’s time to dress up your vacuum again.

Voicemail transcription gibberish. If you liked this transcript, call 1-800-COMEDY

AI Voicemail transcription is enough to remind me not to rely on AI anything.

The reason why you know who has been cancelled is because they haven’t been cancelled

FEMA assistance available for those affected by Los Angeles fires The Federal Emergency Management Agency released an assistance guide for those affected by the wildfires in the Los Angeles area.

Best as I can tell, FEMA *is* responding. abcnews.go.com/Politics/fem...

Could be cat treats, could be trail mix. Snack roulette.

Tips to avoid mindless snacking #37: If you’re going to keep food at your desk, at least give yourself even chances at a surprise.

Richard Scarry’s pig works as a butcher.

Still a little troubled by the pig butcher.

Festively dressed porch skeletons

Our porch skeletons wish everyone a happy holiday of their choosing.

Obligatory new cat post.

(Non Egg) Nog

Certainly.

Blah, blah, blah…federal employees don’t do anything…well, how about this as a new standard for congressional performance? amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...

“Regular” Egg nog

The existence of “regular egg nog” leads me to believe in the likelihood of “irregular egg nog”

New cat imminent

People still look at me weird for having a DVD library. Including the entirety of Batman TAS. It's already bad enough that the only way to find some media is to watch ad-supported junk services.

Pre-holiday slack conversation at work involved everyone saying their favorite holiday song. Mine was The Ramones' "Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)". I'm surprised they even still ask me questions.

Yeah, it happens.