Feels like a gift for tabloid writers:

"Pig flies, locals save its bacon"

Which, again if you're familiar with the lyrics, the trailer very much gave away

I'm genuinely baffled why it's not just gravy

Photo of a Yorkshire pudding wrap at Tesco. The shelf label underneath states it contains "a rich gravy mayonnaise"

They've gone too far this time

Bloopers: Baked In A Buttery Flaky Crust | "Buttery Flaky Outtakes" | Dysart's | Bangor, ME YouTube video by Sutherland Weston Marketing Communications

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It's the promise of there finally being something different. And then the let down when you see the dreaded 4-letter word in the description

It's infuriating. Even the slightly fancy options have it. No, I don't want "katsu-flavoured mayo" thanks very much

Happy birthday! 😊

A wooden briefcase that contains colourful stationery, such as pencils, crayons and paint.

definitely one of these

Sorry to hear this, hope you're doing ok.

Happy birthday! 😊

Everything is 'hot honey' now, even Jaffa Cakes

This is also true on Facebook Marketplace. I need to start just listing things for double the price I actually want.

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Action (TV Series 1999–2000) ⭐ 8.2 | Comedy 30m | TV-MA

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Woo, 3D Donkey Kong! #NintendoSwitch2

Oo yay, more Hyrule Warriors! #NintendoSwitch2

Wheelchair Rocket League? I'm in #NintendoSwitch2

These #NintendoSwitch2 edition upgrades are gonna be expensive aren't they

Ok, that's a nice use of your own phone in-game #NintendoSwitch2

Only works with new SD cards. Oh Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2

A paid download for a manual/tech demo. Oh Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2

Quick #NintendoSwitch2 predictions:

- 3D Donkey Kong
- Mario Maker 3 (using mouse joycon)
- Mario Kart and 3D Mario (obvs)
- Streetpass-type community feature
- Vertical DS emulator

An AI bot took my order at a Burger King drive thru today. The fact I ended up having to yell "please just let me speak to a human" says how well it went

Also very close to TJ Hughes

(Since there are two Emilias in the tweet) what's the one job/task you'd get your clone to do for you?

I love that their influencers have gone "this is disgusting, here's how to make it somewhat edible" by combining it with the chocolate shake and crushed Aero bars

I can only think of workers' rights as something positive they've announced, and even that is still going to take a while to come through. It feels like they just don't want to commit to state spending to fix the obviously broken parts of society