"The S in MCP stands for Security"
(apologies, don't know the original author of this banger).

strait of hormuz opening hours

With scale and precision..

This is how your email finds me.

Don't they circle that direction in the southern hemisphere?

Broligarchs will do anything to avoid getting therapy.

Mira Mirati: perhaps those jobs shouldn't have existed in the first place.
This Mfer: hold my beer

a man with a beard and a hat says blasphemer while holding a chess piece Alt: John Cleese as a Pharisee in "The Life of Brian" exclaiming "BLASPHEMER!!"

HE SAID IT AGAIN!!

SlopAI doing something outside your field of expertise: "Huh that's kinda neat I guess I dunno much about the details"

SlopAI doing something within your field of expertise: "This is unfathomable dogshit and everyone involved should be tried in the Hague and beaten to death with a chair"

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

Cartoon panel of a smooth-brained looking fellow, who tells his computer to say "I am alive", and when it dutifully returns the text, says "Oh my God"

Evergreen.

Why would I bother to read what you couldn’t be bothered to write?

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

The Jetsons lied to us

Marriage over, €100,000 down the drain: the AI users whose lives were wrecked by delusion One minute, Dennis Biesma was playing with a chatbot; the next, he was convinced his sentient friend would make him a fortune. He’s just one of many people who lost control after an AI encounter

But tell me again how AI makes everything better...
cc @olivia.science

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Struggling to put your AI aversion into words? Here's a handy glossary From mild vegetarianism to full-blown haterdom, there's a label for everything Opinion  Are you an AI hater, an AI vegan, or a slightly more moderate AI vegetarian? Or are you on the side of the clankers? A bot-licker, a prompt-fondler, a ChatNPC?…

Struggling to put your AI aversion into words? Here's a handy glossary

Gettin' Frisky in the Pastizzi

Raising rates while petrol prices soar shows the RBA ignoring reality and basic economics The Reserve Bank has completely misread the economy and risked sending more Australians into poverty on Jobseeker by raising the cash rate to 4.1%.

"Raising rates while petrol prices soar shows the RBA ignoring reality and basic economics" me for @thepointau.bsky.social

thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...

Why do the pillows look like filo pastry, and what do they contain?

Screenshot of a relevant tweet: [going through the desert] ME: what's your name? HORSE: don't have one ME: I'm gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not

Still makes me laugh

I was thinking either launched into a volcano from a trebuchet, or just fed feet first into a wood chipper, but you could definitely do the piñata thing first.

If you asked him, I’m betting he’d make a lame Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy joke about being “a hoopy frood who knows where his towel’s at”.

Bravo!

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company By fusing SpaceX and xAI—which acquired X last year—Elon Musk tightens his grip over technologies that shape national security, social media, and artificial intelligence.

Come on Alex, next you'll be saying we shouldn't be scaling to make a sentient sun to understand the Universe and extend the light of consciousness to the stars. Where's the vision?

/s

www.wired.com/story/spacex...

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

When AI 'builds a browser,' check the repo before believing the hype Autonomous agents may generate millions of lines of code, but shipping software is another matter Opinion  AI-integrated development environment (IDE) company Cursor recently implied it had built a working web browser almost entirely with its AI agents. I won't say they lied, but CEO Michael Truell certainly tweeted: "We built a browser with GPT-5.2 in Cursor."…

When AI 'builds a browser,' check the repo before believing the hype

a man in a suit and tie says " serious people " Alt: GIF of Brian Cox as Logan Roy in “Succession”, telling his children “You are not serious people”.

The synthetic text extrusion machine might “grow up”, and be unloved and “always judged”. You can certainly see why they’re called Anthropic - the anthropomorphism is off the charts.

I used to think mine was chill, but I’ve come to realise deep down it’s quite frosty.

I’ll see myself out.