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Do not use product after midnight. Do not get wet.

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Now if the coyotes in the canyon start growing opium, brewing up HME, get silly with a Fundamentalist Mammalian Republic of Canis Latrans insurgency, or purchase an 877 EKM Kilo-class submarine?

I'm all over that shit like a cheap suit.

Until then? No. I didn't read the text.

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I have the neighborhood Dad Chat on mute. Mainly because of the divergence between our ideas of a "problem."

Screaming kids in the street late at night? Don't care.
Garbage pickup late? Zero fucks.
Small brushfire six miles away and the fire department is already on it? Yawn.

Curtis LeMay: <enters the chat>
Curtis LeMay: I'll pick out some people who were supposed to have been good leaders. Let's take MacArthur. I wouldn't follow that man out to the outhouse because I don't like him.

I will continue to construct idiotic memes using PowerPoint.

Have you heard of my FRACTURE JAW?

Waiting for a meeting to start. Shared my screen with 'Girl From Ipanema' playing. Other person has their laptop and sound on a conference room protector.

Still very much a fan of "The Complete Memoirs of George Sherston" by Sassoon.

Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services Free eBook digitized and proofread by volunteers.

I keep e-mailing this to people at Jerb and waiting for a phone call.

Trump prefers men to suck on his toes while he yells at the television. More jaw strength. Better suction.

They work great. They also don't get DHS airport security all in a fit unlike a Flipper Zero.

For all my ASW homies.

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May I suggest:

When meowing on GUARD isn't enough, there's always ACARS.

Advertising in the 1980s: We're gong with low-key sexual harassment, hair that looks like you just licked a 220v outlet, and enough shoulder padding to outfit two football teams.

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Obligatory popcorn gif.

Are they hiring?

Possibly medium quality fact: They filmed 30 minutes of the cast running around on a beach on Kauai and then just recycled it when needed.

Quantum jam exists in all possible flavor states until you observe it. Then it collapses into orange marmalade and your day is immeasurably ruined.

We're looking at visiting this one on a future Japan trip. If I can convince jerb to send me over there for a couple weeks, my ass is getting on the shinkansen for sure.

I live for this sort of absurd nonsense.

I'm hoping the clout goblins and various hangers-on fuck off back to some other sport (like tennis) so we can get back to bitching about Verstappen.

I don't think it's dying, just that Liberty Media is having a moment and trying to cash in as hard as possible.

Everything is stochastic now.

Only if it sinks while in drydock.

Which still makes me giggle.

I am eyeballing some hand-forged wonders from Fukuoka to potentially replace a couple of the Shuns we have now.

This has to be Hegseth mandating they wear everything.

That said: Five MSM, one NAM, and a 24-karat gold SWO pin. Fucking shoe officers. God bless them, every one.