Commissioned illustration, @danhausen.bsky.social as his own horror manga.

Tbh if that part of his story made it to full release I feel like a lot of folks would either excuse it or ignore it, even though it’s so juicy and makes his character even more interesting. Yk, since this fandom thinks nuance is scawy ☹️

Yasdia is a year older than Azelma and Cicero and has very little contact with her cousins bc she mainly operates in the Underdark. Viatrix is around Ophelia’s age, and they’ve been close since their years at Blackstaff

#tavqotd #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️ #YasdiaXorlarrinBaenre🩸⚔️ #ViatrixXorlarrinBaenre🔮⛓️

You’ve met the Bhaal bites, now meet their cousins Yasdia and Viatrix, daughters of Vic and her ex-husband Jarlaxle (yes, that Jarlaxle)

Yasdia is a blood hunter, and Viatrix is an enchantment wizard!

Courage can’t handle spicy foods, and Acheron likes his food as spicy as possible

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀

She has no idea where that child found the ugly-ass ring her ex-fiancé gave her but they have her permission to throw it in an active volcano

Occasionally there will be episodes where the sequence changes to signify a shift in perspective (ex. An episode centered around a specific character other than the dual protagonists Azelma and Cicero)

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #keepingupwiththeancuníns

La Foule—Édith Piaf

Basically the camera would move through the former Szarr palace, showing portraits of Vanya, Astarion, and their family through the years. A few of them are slashed or burned, particularly over Prospero’s face bc he’s dead

a cartoon of a horse wearing a tuxedo and a rhino mask . Alt: BoJack Horseman, drunk, falling off his balcony

#tavqotd if your Tav/Durge had their own show, what would be the opening theme song?

Bonus: how do you imagine the opening credits looking? Classic anime opener? Is your Tav falling Mad Men-style? Is it a montage of creepy tapestries?

During their adventure if Astarion so much as had a “tone” with Vanya, Vic would glare a hole in his head or make lightning bolts with her hands as a warning

Tbh even after ascending he was still a little scared of her

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Even when Vic still hated Vanya she firmly believed as her sister she was the only living person who was allowed to be mean to her

When Astarion and Vanya first became official, he was on his best behavior bc Vic put the fear of the gods in him

If Durge becomes the chosen of Bhaal, she demands you step aside, and you have the choice of letting her take over (thus dooming yourself as she kills everyone and raises them as undead), killing her, or enthralling her

#tavqotd #SheydaSilverboughHannibal💀🪾

In Sheyda’s evil ending, she becomes a lich and takes Ketheric’s place as the chosen of Myrkul

If you also choose Vanya’s evil ending (becoming the chosen of Bhaal in Durge’s place), they wind up killing each other trying to take control of the brain

Astarion thanks the gods below that he snuck up on the other Xorlarrin sister. Vanya may have pulled a knife on him, but at least his beanbag was safe. For a while

#ocqotd #ocask #ocsky #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Shocking grasp to the beanbag

Or whatever else she can reach if there’s no beanbag to speak of

Vic went back to just Xorlarrin after their amicable divorce

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #VicXorlarrin🔥🤸‍♀️

Vanya took Astarion’s last name bc she doesn’t remember a life without him (I’m so sorry Vanya 😭)

When Vic was married to Jarlaxle she hyphenated their last names. Ngl she liked the idea of throwing the Baenre name around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#Bloodtrident🩸🔱

Yeah I saw the bloody hands and immediately thought of Revenge-era MCR which tracks for them

The strawberries were Vanya’s last meal before Astarion ascended and made her a vampire

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Vanya does partially blame herself, but a lot of that is Astarion’s fault (he has poisoned all of the children against her and each other since they were born, and now Ophelia is basically his mini-me)

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #OpheliaAncunín🎀💀

Other than Prospero, Vanya really struggled trying to bond with her children. Her youngest, Ophelia, is particularly difficult bc she very transparently looks down on Vanya and thinks she’s stupid

Side note if I were in the BoJack Horseman universe I’d be an opossum. I’ve said that for years

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

Hopefully I’m not this guy’s lawyer

a woman with black hair and bangs is sitting at a table with her mouth open . ALT: a woman with black hair and bangs is sitting at a table with her mouth open .

Gooner slop is when attractive lesbians apparently??

What makes for good TV and what makes for a good relationship irl are often different, and it’s important to know the difference

Also it’s better to be single than be in a shit relationship or try to make it work with someone incompatible

This one is a DEEP cut from my teen years that I only rediscovered last week

#tavqotd #VanyaAncunín🔱🫀 #Bloodtrident🩸🔱

“Beware the Jubjub Bird and Shun the Frumious Bandersnatch” by Forgive Durden, for sure. Just look at these lyrics

They both want to rip into each other’s throats, what can I say?

*Frumious fuckin a

Oh my god stunning 😍

Azelma, a heavily-tattooed high elf/Drow/Bhaalspawn Dhampir, sharing a tender moment with her lover Rashan, a wood half-elf vampire

Happy VDay! Here’s Azelma and Rashan sharing a tender moment

#AzelmaAncunín🔫❄️ #RashanHannibalSilverbough🍄💀 #Bloodroot🩸🍄

Roz from Monsters Inc., a yellow slug monster in a pink sweater and cat-eye glasses, with her signature scowl

So think Roz in Monsters Inc.

When Azelma and Cicero discover this, she says, “what did ya expect me to sound like, a princess?”