me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports

Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI
Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

chicago ticket queen shoutout

That’s what I said and every single person that has disagreed with me is: str*ight.

Nosferatu: Great Textiles, Beautiful Textiles

Eggo Belgian style blueberry waffle, butter, blackberry jam, pinch of salt, topped with plain Greek yoghurt(cottage cheese would also be good here, don’t @ me).

I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer.

It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.

Warning signs are everywhere.

Like, Leland Stottlemeyer just became a monk on a silent sabbatical because he drank magic water from a fountain that cured his back pain. And yes, I am still watching Monk.

You can allllllways tell when a show hit its writers strike season.

WOW!!!!!!

The best and funniest outcome for Luigi is that he is found innocent and then immediately cast as Roxie Hart in Chicago

Screenshot of a website showing the sweater Luigi is wearing is sold out

We need to get this man some affiliate link codes

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

“Holy infant so tender and mild” will never not be funny, don’t write lyrics when you’re hungry.

Luigi collage Lock Screen #1

Luigi collage Lock Screen #2

If anyone needs a new #luigimangione lock screen I made these 4 u:)

NEW YORK (AP) — Luigi Mangione has pleaded not guilty to state murder and other charges in the killing of United Healthcare’s CEO.

cowvid was right there guys

If there’s one thing about monk, it’s that he’s pulling in the guest stars. In a three episode run we’ve had Sarah Silverman, Snoop Dogg, Alfred Molina, Angela from The Office, and Rex Kwan Do.

Big Food Faces First-of-A-Kind Lawsuit for Making Kids Sick with Ultra-Processed Products A teenager has sued major companies like Coca-Cola and Nestlé for allegedly causing illnesses in kids with 'addictive' ultra-processed foods.

This is amazing to see !

www.greenqueen.com.hk/big-food-ult...

It’s the messiest desk you’ve ever seen. Cookie (he/they) is perched front and center leaning on my bottle of jewel osco brand ibuprofen (he’s hungover). The shrinky dink of MJ (to Cookie’s left) clearly stands in judgement over his life decisions though he was adopted yesterday and she should cut him some slack because we were celebrating last night. I’m working on stoning a pair of red glasses with red lenses. They are due tomorrow. My iPad has the audacity to pose the question: are you still there? It’s too big of a question for me to even begin processing. Am I still here? Was I even here to begin with?

Can’t a girl watch six+ episodes of her show(Monk) without judgement? LET ME LIVE.

House Panel Reportedly Voted In Secret To Release Matt Gaetz Ethics Report The document is expected to outline details of alleged sexual abuse of minors.

The House Ethics Committee reportedly voted in secret earlier this month to release the results of its investigation into Matt Gaetz

The report can be expected to be released after the final day of House votes this term

Cookie the gingerbread diva and the beginnings of my THE SUBSTANCE embroidery.

The Bart, the.

watching MIB for the pod and i kinda think that the script for this movie is one of the best of the 1990s

Guess we can call off the manhunt for the CEO assassin, vigilante killing is legal in NYC

trying to do this bit where I respond "not great" to the people in my life when they ask me how I'm doing as a setup to tell them I've lost all my money on the Hawk Tuah meme coin but they just sort of immediately believe I'm not doing great like "yeah I noticed"