Favorite thing our Italian photographer said, "The sun is running"

SIGH

Guys can we PLEASE just get the Angry Whopper back at Burger King? I don't know if I can do this anymore

Some kids be BAD. I'm in line for Face Painting and this girl behind us is BAWLING for no reason. Homie chill

I am once again bawling my eyes out at TikToks

Guys, I have now been chosen as someone who can deposit 300k per day for stocks. I'm one of the elite now

I ALWAYS know where the toilets are

I'm firmly of the belief that not having a gallbladder should be a disability

As I just sat on the phone for over two hours with no resolution I totally understand the frustration people have with customer service people. ESPECIALLY if it should be an easy fix, I've now gone two days in a row with this bad luck

I've never seen All Dogs Go To Heaven, and after knowing the tragic true story behind it I don't think I'll ever mentally be able to handle it