screenshot of the hmj tomodachi life vod that went up today

corn hole instead of frog and toad's wedding... proof that love is dead and sex sells

ALSO WHY IS THE WHOLE GROWN GAANG SO HOT?? I GASPED ALOUD AT TOPH LIKE JESUS CHRIST

actual tears in my eyes !bald

a video game character is standing in a dark hallway Alt: harry from silent hill 1 comes across a larval stalker in the midwich elementary school hallway. it trips and falls over onto its face, pitifully

okay so the changelings in tomb raider 5 give the children & larval stalkers from silent hill 1 big time

thank you, juna! 💚🌱

my garden plan and sorted seed packets

my 32 qt clear tote filled with 9 oz offbrand solo cups filled with seed starting mix. there's a variety of colored labels for the different categories, from tomatoes to peppers to rhubarb to celery. (for my gardener chatters: this is a great method for humidity doming until the seedlings germinate bc you can just pop the lid on! also very easy to water)

the more DIY method: a dozen herb (and onion) cups in a cake pan, topped with plastic wrap to hold in the moisture and help with germination.

didn't i say i was gonna rein it in this year 😆

(i didn't have space for the estimated quantities of everything, but i made it happen 😊 i didn't know if i /was/ gonna make it happen this year, in an ideal world these would've been started a week or two ago, but i've been a busy bee this April 🐝)

a plain vanilla cupcake on a scalloped dessert plate topped with macerated strawberries and whipped cream

the moment strawberries start coming down in price in the spring i'm on that strawberry shortcake grind, quite possibly the best dessert 🍓

📷 strawberry shortcake, using my "perfect vanilla cupcakes" recipe 🍰

Air Fryer Salmon Are you ready for the best tasting glazed salmon of your life?! This easy Air Fryer Salmon recipe is so flavorful with a crispy exterior, super moist flesh, and done in minutes!

this recipe is so good and so easy, it's rare that i do any other form of salmon 😆 delicious on rice, stir fry veggies, lo mein, etc.

bellyfull.net/air-fryer-sa...

i feel like chat rly needs some megan affirmations going into this week

i'm obsessed that joe went on a twenty minute diatribe abt gay slang yesterday to explain that joke from taskmaster...

and the whole time i KNEW those people in chat were confused only bc they couldn't visualize rhod physically "dragging a hole" and saw it as an immovable hole dug into the ground 😆

a lady standing in front of misc leafy green veggies with the caption: "so what if you're washed up, chopped, and cooked. at least you're at the table serving 💋💅"

she's so right

a drawing of a ghost by edmeadart is shown in the dark Alt: oooo he bouncin

he will be reincarnated as the fresno nightcrawler <33

a watercolor doodle of a slice of watermelon. the sides of some other doodles and the paint palette peek at the edges of the paper

i'm the least physically artistic person in the world, but chat inspired me to get out my watercolors for the first time in saur long-- pls enjoy my washi tape assisted watermelon slice 🙏🍉

a cartoon cat is sitting in a green chair with a pink heart shaped pillow Alt: tom of tom and jerry fame is sitting in a big green chair with a pink blankie getting comfy

i'm gonna sleep so good

goot noite

I Can See The Future YouTube video by Tinashe - Topic

it's rare i do a saturday night hot girl ass shake anymore but the leftover teeny piece of the gf's eddie (sensitive 🥀) and tinashe will do it every time

333 deeply underrated album

youtu.be/uqxKtlv8IOg

screenshot of a bald lady fish from spongebob happily knocking on squidward's door captioned "Her bald joy..."

her bald joy...

a close up of a video game character 's face Alt: re6 leon with his 2012 floppy swoopy bayangs shaking his head and saying "Women." (in my heart it's ironic bc if there's one thing abt leon he's gonna RESPECT WOMEN)

𝑤𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛

is this a safe space to admit that all of the other leon kennedy versions are just twunks on the street to me, but re6 leon's my WIFE

like bro...

(i'm so sorry you're having to deal with this shaney 💔)

i had a similar conversation with my step-grandparents back when marriage equality was made nationwide-- i was 17 and felt so cunty when i was like "well thank GOD marriage doesn't have to involve the bible, it's for everyone 💃👀🔪"

prepared biscuits cut out into rectangles on a sheet tray ready to go into the freezer

final baked product, even my weird corners and baker's snack leftover biscuits from trimming the edges turned out tender and layered and flakey. one of the corners literally rose so tall it flipped over onto the sheet 😆

a finished biscuit, pulled apart and spread with butter and homemade strawberry jam

10 biscuits bagged up and ready for the freezer for miscellaneous biscuit related emergencies

my type of freezer meal prep 🫶

📷 "flakey layers" style biscuits, in process

not certain, but could it be first aid beauty's ultra repair cream? i tried it when it was super popular back in the day and it was quality 👌

good morning happy sunday today i woke up thinking about the time joe got a card from ro and thought it was from some girl named kailey

(and if you don't have a printer, from what i remember, they have a pretty affordable print on demand service, and you can still use their in-house designer program for that 😊)

if you have a printer at home, it would be SUPER easy and budget friendly to get labels from OnlineLabels and use their free Maestro label designer! it's what i use for labels for my business and it's suuuper user friendly- and i can't even figure out Canva 😆

i so hope that it's early enough in to be treated in other ways 🤞 i know someone who reversed their cat's pre-diabetes through diet (higher protein wet food is a much cheaper and easier addition to a lifestyle than insulin 🙏)

a corner piece of slab apple pie with a crumble topping and a lil scoop of ice cream on a scalloped dessert plate

the gf has dnd tomorrow (pi day!!!), so i had to make some pie for the crew 😋

📷 dutch apple slab pie 🍎🥧

ik dbd already removed steve's moans and seagull screams (offensive), but i fear if they removed leon's whimpers there would be assassination attempts

my lighter baked cheesecake recipe

the filling proportion also fits perfectly in a pre-made graham cracker crust from the store, for the less bakerly among us!

a slice of cheesecake with rhuberry topping on a scalloped dessert plate. the full baked cheesecake is in the back of the picture- it's only about two inches high with a higher proportion of crust to filling

not a ton of baking going on at the moment bc busy, but i've slowly been working on a baked cheesecake recipe that respects the craving without needing excessive, expensive ingredients and/or makes enough to feed two dozen people 😅

📷 lighter cheesecake 1.0 with rhuberry topping 🍓

a javelina yawning in front of a cactus thicket

aaaaaaaaa