You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

lol, just absolutely awesome

5 out of 44 students at a super crunchy alternative high school that was considered the "loser" school compared to the main campus and we outdid main campus 11% to 1.7%

City Council was a bit baffled by this when we requested a meeting, but hard to ignore that.

look here, we used our national merit scholars ratings to help save funding for our school!

so sorry for your loss, that is one very noble girl

Teenager noticed my skate shoes, was impressed—black DC pure

mets expectations?

lol

yeah, if someone threatens to engage in MAD, you also threaten if you can to get them to back off.

"good" enough?

blue sky wants to hear it scream

see, this is why i follow the reds still

how else does one open a can of sardines?

if the dog photo is unlit, you must acquit

dog photos INNOCENT!

"if you can read this, the singularity is too close"

that's such a category error given you're Mandy Patinkin's kid?

man, the last president who even hinted at betraying that specific group of people was subjected to multiple front page, 24/7, cable news how translators, allies, personal friends were being put at risk of death...

kwisatz haderat

if you have Photoshop, can you try pasting the illustrator document into a Photoshop one of the same size as a smart object?

his editor told him it was too implausible and to take it out

interesting...any time I get to the complexity of that kind of illustration, I always want to do it in Photoshop anyway—Photoshop has vector art tools, can do gradient fill layers that are then clipped, and gives a bit more flexibility.

White lines?

a netflix advertisement shows a group of dinosaurs walking on the ground Alt: tiny dinosaurs walking on the ground about to be crushed by a tail

a week from now: "pavel, eaten by little cackling goblins in a scene reminiscent of jurassic park"

the real multidimensional cinematic universe

<multiple pollsters died of asphyxiation trying to describe in a single paragraph out loud to colleagues>

um, unless you tell the goblins that they're pitiful, they hear you, and they get mad...

his editor told him it was too implausible and to take it out

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a particularly noxious piece of limburger

yeah, I think the farmer states are the ones easiest to lose there.