Chuck Norris is dead.

Somewhere in the Barrens, a level 1 orc pours out a pint of ale.

Mixolydian.

I don’t use the scale that often, but it’s a fantastic name.

Mixolydian.

That’s just weird to me. Nine had his share of troubles, but AR looked worse in just about every way. I just don’t see it.

Ranma 1/2, I forget, 19.

UNLESS

you count the numerous Star Trek novels as fanfic, in which case Star Trek, Waldenbooks, 11.

♫ It’s gumped
It’s gumped
It’s in my hand

It’s gumped
It’s gumped
It’s gumped
It might be grand ♫

I know it’s a weak mechanic, but Usagi really needs Bushido.

Or at least be a samurai.

ChatGPT Users Are Crashing Out Because OpenAI Is Retiring the Model That Says "I Love You" OpenAI is finally getting ready to pull down their beloved GPT-4o AI model. Users say they're not ready to say goodbye.

I’m not sure how to describe this. Sad, bathetic, almost laughable.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

Two weeks! How are you not wading through your house?

He’s not going to until he has blackmailed enough people first.

Nope. I’m not sure Stroud does either, for that matter.

Josh Allen really was the AFC’s last hope.

Ah yes, an inconceivably better Mind’s Desire. Perfect.

I hope you feel some paternal pride.

Love it!

I would rule no, it starts play already in the library and doesn’t “enter” it when a game begins.

As to the card itself: interesting effect. Needs to be white and a little more expensive, but seems ok to me. Even a “combo” of Rishidan Pawnshop and tutor/fetch doesn’t seem too broken.

Loot that drops after defeating me:

No tea
A splitting headache

From the sounds of it, it seems more like a “No Homers Club”. Granted you’re not going to advertise heinous acts, but it’s probably just twelve guys having trips.

And maybe putting in good words for each other but that’s not much different from any other friend group.

This is almost an actual card.

I’d add a final sentence: “If you do, exile Rerreating Maxful.” And then it’s perfect.

The only thing more predictable is conservatives invoking God and the Bible to justify their political opinions.

Switch target artifact or enchantment you control with a target artifact or enchantment target opponent controls.

If you do this, turn all creatures you control face down (they become 2/2 creatures and can be turned face up at any time for their mana cost).

I swear I’m going to dance in the funkin streets when that turd dies.

It has a very very niche use in counter wars: cast this, then immediately put a desired instant on top of it, which makes it so that instant can’t be countered without discard.

Or you can just split second (shrug).

Crinishment, by Fyostoyevsky

Some years back I too dreamed I was a supervillain, head of a gang of supervillains (like the HIVE five). We actually successfully pulled off a bank heist, to boot.

Alas, I have no memory of what I wore, although the Gambit-like fellow on my team wore his typical trenchcoat.

Good rewrite.

Not sure when I’d use the trigger though. Maybe if Sheoldred is in play?

Play this spell only before attackers are declared.

Up to 1 target creature gains -2/-0 until eot and attacks its controller in the next combat.

Kicker 3B: Before blockers are declared, the creature also deals damage equal to its CMC to random creature.

In principle we should be “separating the art from the artist”. If we allowed past attitudes to dictate what art is allowed a lot of amazing art would be lost.

But I can’t do that. Art is personal. It’s an inescapable reflection of the artist. As such I don’t feel the need for Cos again.

/3

I’m sure I don’t need to tell you that the rape charges saddened me, and made it so I could never hear his stuff again.

I also wonder how many Dilbert fans felt as I did when SA made his infamous “hate group” rant, or if they just shrugged their shoulders and let it pass.

/2

As a GenX kid, Bill Cosby *was* my childhood. I bought all his LP records (yup, LP records, you whippersnappers) and knew many of his routines by heart. The Cosby Show on TV solidified his place in my past. I genuinely found his stuff riotously funny.

/1

Empty words as long as she’s following the US path to power, which seems like what will happen.

Including the Costco tallow?