Baseball team unveils two-foot-long hot dog called The Glizzilla - Dexerto The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called The Glizzilla, which is also covered in mac and cheese. Seriously.

These were funny at first, but now I understand these sort of desperate chungus treatslop options at stadiums are a sign of a sick and dying empire

This goes hard. This should be standard

TWS 2.0 is live on Twitter, hmu if you want the link

Wild take but due for a rewatch tbh

LMAO why?😂

Ehhh I think people are tired of hearing me grieve about self-sabotaging the best relationship I’ve ever been in. Think I just gotta live with this aching hole now I fear. But for you? The sky is the limit my dude

I tried and failed but will be watching with great interest

Enjoy yelling into the void harassing minors and defending a predator. Sad life and weird way to spend it but whatever brings you joy!

Dog you are genuinely insane, seek help you absolute creep lmao

This is such a weird fucking hill to die on if you truly aren’t Matt lmfao. Touch grass dude

Fuck you Matt lmao, you had sex with a teenager, you should be in prison

Update: New roommates are curing my depression

Currently trying to get to that status with my new roommates dogs

That pup is Absolutley radiating bliss, god damn

Down but never out. This is heartwarming as hell

Kids going places, hell yeah

Winning the favor of someone else’s dog is undefeated

Bong Joon Banger 🔥

God damn it

Somebody get this woman a therapist

You want highlights? I’ll give you highlights

“You want highlights? I’ll give you highlights” Day 2

You want highlights? I’ll give you highlights.

Watching Poly people’s IG stories on Valentine’s Day is crazy dog. You gotta pick your top 3 and move it along

Just did all the dishes and realized I can’t cook dinner now. Dishes are already done. Damn

I’m honestly on the fence if I even care enough to do anything about it. I just want to keep enough that it’ll turn gray someday