And aspire to Patrick’s peace.

Da Clurb.

The chance that it might happen is non-zero, so, yeah.

Doug Neidermyer would like to give a warning.

Nobody ages out of SpongeBob.

Oh, I feel so much better now. 🤮

Bigly disagreement incoming.

“Unknown Caller” is a bummer of a name in the Caller family.

Very bigly mad!

2:06? Sounds good to me.

Half past two weeks.

That’s cold, just like the room he had his picture taken in.

Whatever the number, bet the over.

Ok, I did it, what next?

“We are doing everything thing we can to not know what we are doing”

Me four

I would also accept 45 times.

My daughter riding the bus the other day, “that guy looks like Indiana Jones”.

Markwayne: Hold my Red Bull

There are Five Guys I’d like you to meet.

8.5

“The ides of march”, The… checks notes, nope, I’m wrong.

A bit of a deep cut, but I’m here for it.

What did they do expect? The only response to a snowball fight is to throw snowballs.

Excellent summation.

My people

For the Eptienth time, fuck him.

Opportunity knocks.

Then a couple barrel rolls. When, and if, they wake up, the cabin will look like the inside of a rock tumbler.

That flight would’ve been on the, “Vomit Comet”, if I’d been behind the controls.