our diehard fans who share with us stories about how our music has positively impacted their lives make me sick

Siri play richard cheese cover of 4'33"

Screenshot of DNT records distribution web page.

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You folks wanna hear a taste of the theme?

Another day on this deserted island, chasing this giant hamburger with legs.

I just hope we can keep politics out of the Spargelkönigin (asparagus queen) elections

So do you guys like the avantone mixcubes or the new auratones lmk ok thanx byeeee

"And you know what? Booty rappers- stay booty"

- Shaquille O'Neal

this presentation on ai training they gave at my job suggests that if you feel bad about water consumption, you should shorten your showers by 1 second or become a vegetarian 😑

It’s Deinonychus, which is hipster Velociraptor

This seems to be a crucial time to read and write as much as we can. Resist the dumbening!

(Sulky Lucille Ball voice) I dropped my Wawa!

Hilarity is what that was

Pakinamac Pt. II - Skit YouTube video by Big Pun - Topic

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We drank from the hose. Kids used to talk about packin a mack in the back of the ack

That's so weird, because apple is the one account i have that's never once asked me to change it. So it's the same one i entered like 20 years ago

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Guys

Yo you got this in FLAC?

🤞come on tax refund

Doing a psyop where i trick everyone into listening to a 3-year-old banging on some metal garbage cans

How Do You Make a Medieval Film on a Shoestring Budget?

Come for the insights into low-budget period filmmaking, stay for the occasional references to the New York Mets and Juul www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/s...

A General Strike but we work from home. No justice, no pants.

<laibach voice> all i want to do is i'm a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom (just shake your rump)

Y'all are going to hell complaining about Palestinians with tech skills learning to program so they can make bots on here to desperately seek aid. Your annoyance that's pissing you off is someone's dire hope to survive. Get a heart.

Watching My Friend Pretend Her Heart Is Not Breaking Rosemerry Wahtola Trommer On Earth, just a teaspoon of neutron star would weigh six billion tons. Six billion tons equals the collective weight of every animal on earth. Including the insects. Times three. Six billion tons sounds impossible until I consider how it is to swallow grief— just a teaspoon and one might as well have consumed a neutron star. How dense it is, how it carries inside it the memory of collapse. How difficult it is to move then. How impossible to believe that anything could lift that weight. There are many reasons to treat each other with great tenderness. One is the sheer miracle that we are here together on a planet surrounded by dying stars. One is that we cannot see what anyone else has swallowed.

“There are many reasons to treat each /other with great tenderness. One is /
the sheer miracle that we are here together / on a planet surrounded by dying stars. / One is that we cannot see what / anyone else has swallowed.”

This post uses an AI Slop image, then adds insult to injury by not adding alt text.

And the text is about as profound as a urinal cake.

Two middle fingers up, fuckwad

TLC > STP > Radiohead

If there are heavy metals in your drinking water or food that’s a bad thing, it doesn’t mean that it kicks ass at all

Ah yes, the inverse Shock G principle