i think this is the only way i'll survive the next few years

drove 13 hours with brin and goose after packing & cleaning & moving shit for 3 days and now I have to go back to normal instead of hanging out with my besties 🥲

what is it about foreign men with cryptic social media bios that just make me feral

mayhaps this life is not for me

i was not built for driving in the snow but i was also not built for hot weather

gays leaving twitter for bluesky reminds me of that scene from LoTR where the elves are exiting middle earth

Outlive the people who hate your existence

ya know. i really hate that we have to still go on. like you're telling me i still have to wash my hair even though it feels like everything is broken???

i sure hope the doctors i work for don't mention to me how they feel about the election because i don't need to know if these medical professionals have terrible opinions about the people they treat :-)

i am both dreaming of and dreading the day i sleep next to someone again. because like, a) sleeping alone sucks, and b) i look ridiculous at bedtime

this is the catnip box and he loves to roll around in it, covering himself in his drug, and then take a nap. i don't even think he really consumes any.

i miss my bestie 😕

living with my niece is soooooo fun and cute (she just climbed onto my bed, farted into my fan, and trotted away, giggling like the little goblin she is)

this is my favorite shirt

i am currently suffering the consequences of my own actions

if drinking a monster at 6:30pm is a mistake please don't tell me because i cannot handle the idea of bearing the consequences of my own actions

god gives his most emotionally unavailable men to his biggest lover girls and i'm TIRED