I remember when the pitching staff had swing and miss stuff

The more you watch the defense, the less bizzaro it is

Thats THREE outs this inning what are you hesitating for THROW THE FUCKING BALL

They can’t defense, they can’t pitch, they can’t offense.

He gave the cubs two outs this inning.

Trea lmao

GO TO THIRD

This team sucks

MARSHYYY

Phillies I NEED this

“AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I THOUGHT PENGUINS COULD FLY!”

-Gritty, 2026

I just saw “if there was a person in there it would be a life sentence” I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I am CRYING over the gritty discourse omg it was a stuffed penguin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

this incident, which was totally above board and not what it looks like, has made me realize that i need to step away from football and focus on my family, but only after Rounds 2 and 3 of the NFL Draft

got it

No, it’s totally normal for an NFL Head Coach to skip the last day of the Draft to attend marriage counseling.

Gritty posted the full thing on IG and it's even better

Look at me, I’m seeking help and I’m dedicating time to my family. This is so important to me that I’m going to be doing it during a critical NFL event while missing said event because I’m a family man that has to do what’s right and it starts *checks notes* on a SATURDAY

This is fucking weird. PR move at its finest.

Fun fact, my dad and his wife have been dating for 10 years, married for 6, and they don’t fart in front of each other. Which I think is *crazy*

Terrible AB for Marchan

Taijuan walker isnt a major league pitcher 🤷🏼‍♀️

The baseball team is killing me

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

The Phillies have me so fucking depressed and distraught

Alvarado’s time with the team has run its course

Phillies have won one more game than the mets.

Im begging the Phillies to get more than one hit in an inning yet every team we play is just teeing off against us lmao

I keep thinking about Schwarbers, “we have a REALLY good team in here” spring training quote i wonder what he’s thinking now

Check this shit out: The Phillies are 1-for-14 with a walk and a reach on error tonight…when they start ahead in the count 1-0

In the last 5 phillies losses including tonight they scored 5 runs. We’re joking if we think this is going to change. This is who they are at this point. It’s finally sinking in