Hey guys I think I just saw everything

that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.

join my coven

that’s not the 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 baby, that’s autistic pattern recognition.

Road box for Stevie Nick’s tour on a sound stage

how am I supposed to be expected to work when I’m within a 100 yard radius of her?

My kingdom for a lifetime of weird.

looks like i picked the wrong day to stop entering inter-dimensional portals

working hard or paralyzed and unable to do anything working

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

can’t get enough of it

girls kissing

scene from lord of the rings "this is it, if I take one more step it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been"

Artemis II today.

with easter over now I can officially say I’ve lived longer than jesus

I only poop on company time, which is why I’m so constipated on mondays

fighting every urge to lick the walls of this salt room

wlw but it’s whimsy loves weird

also they’re both femme

wlw but it’s whimsy loves weird

April fools day means nothing when I’m a fool everyday

Me as a Bluesky therapist

Hot dog warmer with glistening glizzies

chatting bout the weekend round the w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ c̶o̶o̶l̶e̶r̶ hot dog roller

“Excalibur” 1981 movie poster

Four shots of Helen mirren’s costumes from the movie Excalibur

still mesmerized by helen mirren’s cunty fits from this

Tiberius James Hooker

sliding into your dms like

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don’t worry.
Be cunty.

don’t tell me you love me, just repost my skeets

time to run some bad ideas by my therapist

it’s okay March, we are all mad too

Vintage black-and-white pic of a kneeling woman, aiming a six shooter and looking serious Text: I will give you a ten second head start for old-time's sake