Hey if I'm not online for the next few days, something went down with my parent, and I'm not feeling very okay. I'm gonna need some time away. I'm sorry.

If you wish to keep in touch, my discord is stringbeanartist.

I'm sorry for those on my accounts waiting for me to respond to them.

This is probably so silly that I'm doing this. Even the littlest donation, even sharing helps me.

gofund.me/9aff3f9c

"What the FUCK does being SCOTTISH have to do with ANY of this."

"...You're an odd fellow, aren't you?"

"Yeah, I don't know either. Are you SURE you're not dead? Because, like... I can be hard to tell sometimes-"

. . .

gengar

Strength: I am rather verbose

Weakness: If don't get interactions I get discouraged and when I get discouraged I don't post and when I don't post I don't get interactions. The spiral continues

Also I'm nervous when it comes to approaching people first

"That sounds..."

He pauses, blinks. Registers what he said.

"...Exotic."

"Oh, what's that? You think my tits are funny? My boobies? My massive fucking tiddies? My super stuffed up milkies? My honker donker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? Do you mean these super duper ultra god damn motherfucking tits?"

"Oh- Hey there."

After an awkward moment, the ghost waves a hand in greeting.

"Uh... I'm Magnus, and you are...?"

Materializes back into existence.

"Ugh… How long was I gone that time…?"

"…"

With a glare, two humongous sex mounds swell up from his chest.

"Happy now?"

The ghost purses his lips, tapping his chin.

"Well, that’s… Good. If it had spread from Paras to humans, that would be… Very bad."

@herbalist-trainer.bsky.social

"Is that a- Is that a Paras mushroom growing out of your skull???"

"Relax, I turned the safety off and took the mag out."

He chuckles.

"You wanna hold it, perhaps?"

"...How the hell were you not SPOOKED to hell and back?!"

He frowns, narrowing his eyes, and folds the photo back up before tucking it in his breast pocket.

"So... Is she back yet?"

"Did someone save her-?"

Magnus flashes the emperor the photo, and it's GROSS GHOST BOOBS AHAHAHA

"...Thanks."

He takes it.

Doesn't know 'em too well. They feel familiar, though. It's probably nothing, though...

"Thanks!"

:D

Shitting fuck.

Sitting in the corner with his arms crossed. Brooding. Occasionally he pauses to rub his back against the wall, or scratch the back of his head.

"Then forget about it."

He rubs the bridge of his nose.

𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡, 𝐘𝐠𝐠𝐝𝐫𝐚

Doesn't exactly trust him, partially because Eddie doesn't seem to react to any of the jabs Magnus takes at him. Also, he'd bet money that Eddie is a dom.

He sighs.

"Is this how it feels like when everyone else has to put up with my bullshit antics?"

"...Do you wanna see the titty pic or what?"

Raising an eyebrow.