Meant to say 'dirty stinky uniform' but instead said 'dirty stinky unicorn'—and, well, now this little guy exists. Honestly, no regrets. Someone get him a bath. #AIArt #Unicorns #dall-e

Weekends with #ADHD: I have 47 things I want to do, 12 I should do, and somehow I’ve spent 3 hours researching medieval bread recipes while my laundry stares at me in judgment.

🐱 "Oh, sweetie, you’re negotiating with a seven-year-old like they’re a high-level diplomat. Just say no and walk away! WALK AWAY!" #donut #dungeoncrawlercarl #dcc

Sometimes I hear #Donut from #dungeoncrawlercarl criticizing me my head when I do things. 🐱 "Oh, honey, you sat down with your phone. You’re not getting up for at least 45 minutes. Just accept your fate."

Me: 'I will be a calm and patient parent today.'
ADHD: 'Or hear me out—hyperfixate on one minor inconvenience and monologue about it like a villain revealing their evil plan.' #adhd #parenting

"Kid: ‘Mom, I have a school project due tomorrow.’
Me, ADHD mode activated: ‘Okay, let’s overcomplicate this, learn everything about the topic, and make it a million times harder than it needs to be

Parenting with ADHD means a constant battle between chaos and creativity. Some days, I forget why I walked into a room; other days, I create the best chore system ever… and then forget to use it. #ADHD #Parenting

My ADHD brain is basically a wild magic sorcerer—sometimes I hyperfocus and get +10 productivity, other times I forget what I’m doing mid-sentence. Roll for concentration. #ADHD #DnD

My dwarven barbarian Lenu is absolutely convinced her human crush is "the one." My party is trying to stage an intervention. Will she listen? Probably not. #DnD #RoleplayDrama

My favorite thing about this website is that I come on here and I see lots of drama, much of it coded and subtweeted, and I have no idea what any of it means and I have no desire to find out. It is glorious

You can put googly eyes on anything. No one can stop you.

A young fawn colored pug with his head slightly tilted and his tongue sticking out.

I feel like the appropriate first post is a dog post.