So you’re saying don’t wear my uniform to work today… got it.

Dear Valued Asset,
Regarding frequent discrepancies in your contiguous memory, these disturbances should be of no concern. In light of this, please understand there will be no actions to stop these disruptions. Thank for your concern.

Sincerely,
“Management”

PS. Expect more frequent memory outages

Its all fun and games until you get locked in a dream realm and the next thing you know you’ve been in bed for 16 hours

Just casually wipe their bios and operating system and run custom bare metal firmware. Surely nothing could possibly go wrong.

Base Mii Face

Mii face w/ facepaint

Because my dumbass gotta ask. Y’all think mii face paint can be considered “art” do a degree?

My brain saying I’m lazy af for not doing art.

Sjdjslahfisisiwkdjajao!? You can do that with a mii!!?

Intrusive thoughts?
More like intruding on your thoughts :)

*injects hypno horny posts into your social media feed*
Surely people wouldn’t mind. Especially if they don’t have one.

Would you really miss your mind if you don’t remember having it in the first place?

The boner only goes down when you let it go down, duh!

Which end?

Happy Birbthday!

Great seeing you getting back into things

*“Accidentally” permazonks you during your trial run of invasive brainwashing*

No wonder there’s always open positions.

Snake hypno but it’s their venom that does the job. They can have the typical eyes, hood and scales too, but there’s something about their prey tripping balls as their mind melts in more ways than one.

Surely strapping a gas mask on your face and forcing you to breath my hypno gas, and milking your brains out while you’re strapped to a table won’t cause your mind to shatter in any way shape or form (It most definitely will). But I guess there’s only one way to find out ~

Surely you won’t be locked behind the mask for more than a week! Surely…

THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY START A FORMLOCK FOR THIS INSTEAD OF JUST GOING BACK TO NORMAL NOW THAT APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS DONE!!! HERE ARE THE RULES:

♥️ 3 HOURS!!
♻️ 6 HOURS!!
💬 12 HOURS!!

HERE'S TO KEEPING THE SHOW GOING FOR MUCH MUCH LONGER!!! HEEHEE!!!

Welp it’s the first of the month.
*orders 42 boneless spiral shaped pizzas to your house*
As a totally no strings attached joke, here’s some totally normal pizzas that definitely don’t have any additional effects.

Surely you didn’t imbue the with life and the purpose to hunt down and equip them selves to their owners… right?

“Any good reason why these papers are crunchy?”

Hey! Your DroneOS is behind on updates again, you got to keep it up to date with all the security patches.

What do you mean you’re not running DroneOS? Oh, you’re -really- behind on updates… welp, SURPRISE ZERO DAY, get hacked bozo!!! I’ll update your software later after I have some fun~

Big tiddies

Surely casting a spell called “Eternal Domination” won’t have any lasting side effects…

I keep forgetting that during allergy season, breathing is a privilege.

Surely going all in on Zero will have no consequences.

I feel like I’m drifting away from all the friends I made a few months ago. Either that or I never got close to them in the first place. I can’t tell. I want to reach out but it’s hard and the longer I take the harder it is to do so.

Thoughts are a curse, let’s dispel them.

My go to is cavern base using a big noodle cave the natural winding tunnels to decide where to put things digging out small areas if needed. Eventually decorating it like an underground forest/lush cave if space allows. But that’s just me. There’s no getting around digging for a normal base tho.