Oh no!

Good on you for recognizing that issue and being able to find support and put so much trust in others because I can’t imagine it being something anyone can handle alone. I’m sure your husband is also grateful you took that step.

and now
the end is near
and so i face
the loss of website

We actually didn’t. Only because they mortgaged the company just before the crisis. GM and Chrysler got the gov help.

How Clevinger’s case has been handled is a lot of why I think MLB must’ve dug up some truly atrocious dirt on Trevor Bauer.

just had an extremely cursed thought. what if elder millennials are just unleaded gen x

We don't know which Cabinet secretary will be forced to resign next, but we know it'll be either Brooke Rollins or Linda McMahon because they're the last two women left.

Sorry but this is objectively funny

We’re doing it Undead

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Fellas, if she tries to tell you that another 2 inches doesn’t matter, just remember: July 13, 2024 Butler, Pennsylvania

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

@rossindetroit.bsky.social

"...The signature line on the check just says 'wife?'"
"Yes. I am wife. Take wife's money for radio."

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

a green sign that reads: Open 24hrs Mon 7am until Sat 10pm, Sun 1iam-5pm

strait of hormuz

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

“We don’t need another Fetterman in the Senate,” says Graham Platner.

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

Unfrozen Caveman Baseball Announcer

> The controversy associated with the statement “Ada Lovelace was the first computer programmer” reveals more about modern attitudes towards women [than her] achievements. [Her 1843 algorithm] was so advanced, that it was still utilised in record-breaking computation of Bernoulli numbers in 2008.

If I really wanted to take it there, a father who kills his own biological child literally ceases to be a father in any meaningful, literal, life-giving or supporting sense.

Then you were just the sperm donor, if we want to stip it to just biology.

Trump’s “complicated relationship with the Bible” is a lot like my complicated relationship with Charlize Theron

Happy 43rd birthday to first-ballot Hall of Famer Joe Mauer!

This heads-up play will always be legendary 😤

For a minute there I thought you were talking about the twins until I saw your handle.

I'm so glad this brave law enforcement officer is OK after being violently smirked at. Praying for him and his family

Isbell is great. Related/obligatory:

It’s not like we have Jimmy Carter to talk us down anymore.