KashApp Patel vs The Atlantic

Thank you Billy Donovan

Least dysfunctional Tony Brothers led crew

they should move Cavs vs Raptors to Quibi

Predicted a Nuggets/Celtics Finals this year and both teams are looking really good to start

Deep State Down

I’m glad that LA teenagers have found their favorite hobby being harassing the people in the Scientology headquarters. Warms my heart.

Ah, the stellar "you have to do fucking *homework* in order to understand our new movie" strategy that's been such a clearcut winner for Marvel in recent years, A+, bravo

I like how lately Bill Simmons subtly trolls Zach Lowe as being "corrupted" by being on TV at ESPN with comments like "you used to be a deep basketball break-down guy" or "you used to have love and positivity about the NBA" lol (also, he's absolutely right)

More aura than any other team and its frankly not close

The Pee-troit Piss-tons

THE DEVIL, PROBABLY (Robert Bresson, 1977)

I love how the Knicks/Wolves-KAT/Randle trade is re-litigated 10 times every playoffs. That's how you know it really was a trade that made sense for everyone involved.

Me and the boys counting down to the NBA Playoffs tip-off

Magic and Suns tonight have guys hitting threes who have never hit threes before. Wdym "Goodwin" hits a dagger three in the 4th? He's a career 30% 3pt shooter

Jalen Green is an honorary citizen of Cancun

oh stop it, the Clippers game started the same way. We cannot allow you to doom-post through an obvious Warriors win again.

The LaMelo Karma Game

Coby White only 9 min tonight. What are they cooking?

Hornets generational choke-job to the Cancun Magic?

This kind of “green urban” design looks so cool but then I have to remind myself that there are likely some prehistoric size mutant bugs in there

I've posted abt this before but there are a lot of "indie/experimental films" lately that are very clearly just staged plays with theater kids doing imitations in them. Some may argue this is some new "filmic language" developing but it rings false to me and they all feel the same.

It’s time to stop naming cats after Japanese food. No more “mochi” or “sushi” or “uni” or “matcha”. There’s a million cats already named after these things.

Start naming your cat “nasi lemak” or “taramosalata”

True, 3rd or 4th best guard of all time!

@trappedinazorb.bsky.social

a man wearing glasses and a pink turtleneck stands in front of a screen that says t & t slam dunk ALT: a man wearing glasses and a pink turtleneck stands in front of a screen that says t & t slam dunk

JESUS CHRIST I just realized the fucking THUNDER get the Clippers 1st round pick now.

yeah they wanted their own "Green Monster" without understanding that the Green Monster is an actual physical obstruction that can stop teams from scoring, not a vibes thing.

three previous tweets say you were ready to Budd Dwyer yourself

The Clippers need to cut the chord this summer and cleanse the whole place with some ritual.

It's been over for 4 years tbh but if you run it back after this I'd have to think Steve Ballmer is just a sick sick masochist