the chances of getting attacked by a panda are low, but not zero.

Can't leave any loose ends. They'll come back to bite you.

You're a troublemaker.

There you go, making sense again.

Spider Man is not going to be happy with you making fun of his uncle.

Brave.

Required attire.

Dave? Just accept that some spaces are not for you (or me) and move on.

Give us a new episode of Letterkenny where they find out the Dycks were part of the Narco-Mennonites all this time!

If there's one person who should never have to suffer loss like this, it's Martin Short. This fucking sucks.

I'm also hoping that it would mean it would be the last time we ever have to hear from Mike Johnson, but that might be too much to hope for.

So if I have this right, standing quietly holding a sign that simply states a fact, that Black people aren't apes, is too controversial and inappropriate for the SOTU, but they had no problem with shouting out at the President when it was Obama or Biden.

The US is fucked.

This could be marketable to every restaurant for takeout.

Venezuela. And maybe Cuba.

It's on Apple+

I love how Harrison said this show is so good, that he will probably retire when it ends, because there's nothing else to accomplish. That this is the best work he's ever done or will do.

Then don't watch it and let people like what they fucking like you absolute fucking cunt.

White House Communications Director Stephen Cheung

"France. I come from France."

It really is. It has so much heart, and it's funny as hell, and it actually gets into real therapeutic advice. I often end up teary eyed watching it.

It got renewed early, so hopefully not.

Not yet, I still need to catch up.

Just saw "Shrinking" got renewed for Season 4. Awesome news. Love that show.

"What the hell? I bought this Mundanishmurgen from IKEA, and went to assemble it, but the instructions are just this picture of a guy looking smug?"

They're just grasping at straws to criticize him. You know, because they're racist.

So, basically no change, then.

The Shitposterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Great news. Left turns have been treating us very unfairly.

His follow-up, "World Music Radio" is a damn-near perfect album.

Just wondering, aside from people who are insane, who works out with blue jeans on?

They should all wear shirts with photos of Trump and Epstein together.