I'm watching Rooster on HBO because one character burned down the house of her soon-to-be-ex-husband so I thought I could pick up some ideas.

I need some good divorce tv shows or movies that might keep me from doing or saying things I would like to say and do that might not be in my best interests. Suggestions?

Do you think I would feel better if I burned his house down? I'm also considering turning my bad times into a good time like Afroman. Thoughts?

Am watching Rooster on HBO. This might be just the divorce comedy I need.

Good thing no one is here to spank me. I just updated my budget after ignoring it for 5 weeks.... 😬

It began over the knee and then transitioned over the desk.

That was being conveyed.

I had a dream that I had a new living arrangement and I got my first spanking for being sassy in the kitchen and a second even more severe spanking for being caught in the office where I was told not to go without permission.

I'd go for that.

Mocha

There is now a Void in my family because I want to be @electraheartt.bsky.social when I grow up.

I need....something. But I'm not sure what.

Can you talk it over with a friend?

Once again, sitting
In the parking lot at work
Enter or go home?
#haiku

It's after 7 am and the sun isn't up. This is not ok.

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Now I need to work on the 10 other projects due soon...

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I rocked my presentation. When I asked for questions someone said, "Why are you so awesome?"

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I'm presenting on workforce sustainability tomorrow. I don't feel like I am in the right headspace to help people with their mental health at the moment....

What if I just stay in my car instead of going into work?

2 hours?? 😳

I learned a lot from that book too

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Do I hafta get up and do work today?

It would be light after 7 in 5 weeks if we didn't take an hour away too.

I also had potato chips.

This is the kind of advice I need!

Turns out a fun post by @justanotherboomer.bsky.social a threat from @firemanchris.bsky.social and some cookies and milk are just what I needed.

I actually came here to try to get motivated to work some more but what I'm realizing now is that my brain and body need a break. So I'm going ti watch TV for a bit and then see if I can finish up the work.

To be clear, things here are going much better. I am very tired but we are good. Which is why I'm making silly comments.

If you didn't want me to have cookies before dinner you wouldn't have left them in the house right?