right wing show host: welcome to the show, how are you doing today
jordan peterson: a great sorrow has overcome me. i have laid awake in agony the past 8 days.

labia would be a rly pretty name for a girl i think

should i legally change my name to labia divinorum

"If you white, you Ben Affleck"
- Carl Jung

Dads in Boston describing their gay children

welcome to my twizted mind, etc

why is everyone wearing these stupid man suits

social media & emotional terrorism has been a particularly creative tool for the nü police state. welcome to bladerunner, everyone ✨

i wish i didn’t wear heath ledger joker make up to the airport today i feel like everyone is staring at me

Thank you! I’m so bad at remembering to take pics of my stuff, wanna get better at it.

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful

Me: Hey, thanks!

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say

Me: Excuse me??

imagine yr on acid & see this

you can take the goth out the mall but you can’t take the mall out the goth

girls kissing

what drives a girl crazy in bed? the knowledge that these moments of pleasure are increasingly fleeting & we are ultimately alone.

@alloeloise.bsky.social the moon is potatoes

i’m gonna get a chest piece of george costanza pushing women, children and a clown out of the way to escape a fire.

cute pic of me & my parents the day i was born

explaining oli london & jung kook to my 43 year old crust punk boss

i failed my blood test. the doctor said i have no blood.

what genre is the national anthem

do you think they were impressed or did ppl just think he was nuts

how did the first person to read learn to read

Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me

found some white cheddar popcorn inside my shoe, very delicious

figured i’d start sharing my art on here, maybe it’ll motivate me to make more.

cat skull, 2023
strawberries & gold leaf on hand pressed recycled linen paper, red micron pen

space is literally just in the ocean bro what’s everyone so confused about

I’m not listening to anyone who doesn’t wash their legs.

a glory hole for forehead kisses

echo chamber? cheese mouse