Oh you think thats your biggest L? Okayyy

Panic attacks are just weakness leaving the body

I hate a mfer with whimsy

wouldn't the world be a nicer place if more people were doing the right thing and allowing themselves to feel smug about it, rather than doing the wrong thing and feeling bad about it?

(i heard this is the kinda bullshit you like on here)

I'd rather be watching nothing And/or anything else

My worldview is so coherent. It's fucking airtight. Nobody has a worldview as coherent as mine.

#memes #funny

Feeling self-conkers

I figured out how to log in again. It's over hoes

Sick of being force-femmed everytime I leave the house

Looking for something stinky to squat on

Oh, so now I have to "understand" something before I can get mad at it? Gtfoh

You Mustafa me fucked up if you think I'm watching that

Happy birthday to you, Cassie!

It's hard for me to admit this, but: I didn't achieve perfection until I was almost 23

Maybe the horniest movie in mainstream canon?

When I'm gone, I'd like to be remembered as "The Architect of..." something. Doesn't matter what.

Elon's been awful quiet on here since I joined. He knows I'm ready to ratio his ass

No way I'm calling them that

Let him cook

Practice tweet