RED LIGHT!!!
GREEN LIGHT!!!
Gen-X understands.

Americans are given a safety rail and they treat it like a third rail. And then they pee on it.

The White House has released an updated Official portrait of the HHS Secretary, including an intimate outtake.

Your facepalm on MSNOW over the weekend was epic. If exasperation had a screenshot, that was it.

Rachel. Are we entering full evisceration mode for tonight’s A-block? The country is fighting AI with AI. Wait, isn’t that how the world’s supposed to end? I need to check my sources.

My thoughts this morning. “Why isn’t she a happy pensioner? Why is she working?”

When the satire writes itself.

There are two things in this life Gen-X’rs will never forget, but can only recall when sung; the Preamble, and naming the castaways on Gilligan’s Island.

Good piece, Ali.

Trump must loathe “The Weekend” on MSNOW. Why? It’s hosted by a woman and two gay black men, one of whom has a Pulitzer Prize; an award no one will give Donald Trump.

"I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that." - HAL
You know? I always hated that scene; and have always loved Kirk's novel solution to the Kobiyashi Moru.
Result? My imagination in an image I wrote.

We have our own “Mad King George”!!!!

Fucker.

Dear Jon Stewart: There are no basements in Florida.

When a politician reveals himself. Believe him. I love iPhone drawing tools. I used a crayon.

@ms.now I'm here to wish you all the best tonight, slogging through the coming festival of lies, so that together, we can begin to make sense of all of it. Thank you all!

Republicans have a remarkable ability to pack an insane amount of stupid into very few, really small words. It makes you wonder who their target audience is.

The usually unflappable legal expert, @lawofruby.bsky.social Lisa Rubin’s very real reaction upon seeing Pam Bondi lose her cool to Rep. Jamie Raskin today in court.

Why isn’t it considered arrogant to thank God or Jesus for your good fortune on a stage in front the millions who also watched fellow Christians be ignored by God get shot dead by other Christians who were working for the government?

Young people impaled by sticks need to be introduced to bawdy comedy. We used to have movies that were fearless to offend as many people as possible so that we all had our miserable colons cleared out every once in a while.

There is an argument for more bouncing boobies and fart jokes on screen.

Blue hat.
Red coat.
Same evil.

The third gunshot wound proved fatal, as it entered the left side of her head near the temple and exited the right side of her head.

Fixed it.

30% of Americans will forever and always support, “Captain Bonespurs” so don’t waste oxygen on them. Save your breath for the idiots that have come around and shame them into oblivion so they never vote Republican again.

When the YouTube video you were watching ends, and several minutes later while you’re writing something terribly witty, a notification comes in, and you shit your pants. IT’S A METAPHOR! Probably.

My words combined with generative AI operating with substantial fidelity illustrating a potential frozen suburban dystopian clash. The citizenry and its militia activated to protect them from harm by their own government’s military and ICE thugs.

Most Americans would rather roll a joint with a Greenlander than violate their sovereignty. I hope they know that.

I can’t help but wonder what this era is doing to future suicide statistics. Many are watching with horror the systemic decimation of their democratic republic and don’t want to feel helpless anymore. They want out and can’t see it.