It would be really embarrassing to be an Aston Villa fan.

The implication.

No one has been born in the UK since around 2000 so this is just pointless.

It is a painting of an atrocity carried out during a civil war. By its nature it is partisan.

k-starm and hoyle caught flipping a grunt
it’s curtains for Zarshka

Beautiful work as always.

Correct!

Jimmy here exposing the fact that he can eat the likely hundreds of quid to book a new flight without bother.

Paying each actor $3m to mumble something utterly incoherent then die. Absolute cinema.

Starmer's Ukrainian twinks at it again??

Don't forget the flesh homunculus that they keep in the Downing St basement!

Forgot to clean the cum filters.

That's why it goes so well with a refreshing cigarette.

I swear these lot never get the signs and portents their god sends them.

They were only allowed to re-enter Earth's atmosphere after paying the Iranians $10m dollars.

Beautiful stuff.

Can't imagine that's more than like 15 Rangers da's.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

RCP being the most obvious state security front group.

Is this your first Eastern European election?

Despite being declared the great liberal hope, Pete Hungary started his own party after falling out with Orban. The ballot consisted of: right, far right, and 'Hitler was too kind' far right.

Peppa Pig & family having a picnic, looking cheerful. the text reads "ＢＯＲＮ ＴＯ ＤＩＥ WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS"

"Popular uprising" it's an election.

Just because the Hungolians have made one step towards normality does not mean they should be trusted or spoken to.

IRCG WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE

As a kid I once got refused a bus ticket for having a Manx 50p. Didn't even know they had their own coins.

UK jurnos embarrassing themselves again. Getting completely out manoeuvred by Tucker of all people.

Great as always pal.

I can foresee an outcome where the Americans get bamboozled into giving Iran *their* nuclear arsenal.

Tbh the SWP and AWL shouldn't be near anything.