It'll be 30 seconds and you'll wonder why you allowed yourself to be suckered into this money grab

There never has been nor will there ever be a person who masters the 2.9999 kickout like Roman Reigns

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The vibes

The Yankees should stop sitting Ben Rice vs lefties, IMO

Hannah Hidalgo will figure to be the most polarizing player. Pound for pound the best player, but at only 5'6" and a Disliker of Gays, will she actually be a top 2 pick?

The Republican president is a lying, grifting, bribe-taking rapist who let drug traffickers out of prison, defunded my wife's cancer trial, and started a nonsensical war in Iran. But the Democratic mayor of a nearby city is black. I have never felt more politically homeless.

That's the thing. At best, it's unprofessional to do anything beyond "Hey, didn't expect to see you here, how are you?" for a few minutes, but them trying to explain it away, poorly I'll add, opened it up for further scrutiny and this seems the results of the most modest of pushback.

She got caught in her lie and couldn’t lie her way out of it.

I find the McMahon discourse weird because if they really need his offense to have a good season, lots has already gone off the rails. That said, he absolutely needs to be better, but that's also true of most of the offense. A rough patch early in the season magnified by them looking lost.

Not sure I’ve ever seen a broken aluminum bat before. Baseball!

Umpires reviewed this and called the runner out, apparently for reasons.

The Yankee celebration for big hits this season is 🍆, apparently

Wow, Satou is a big addition for the Libs. Probably signals Tash Cloud won't be back, a little surprising to me, but they'll definitely need another PG on the roster if Sab is going to take that role on more regularly.

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The Yankees in their usual hubris were sure they fixed Ryan McMahon in the offseason and he's worse than last season, somehow.

These people are vile and deserve many rotten things, but when have Democrats shown the spine to actually hold any of them accountable? They'll keep ignoring the laws until they start ending up in jail.

Woof, I may have to take back my sentiment. Not that it's not loser behavior, but it might be worse if they're still doing that.

Yankee fans doing the "Fuck Juan Soto" chant are somehow worse than the Boston fans who used to do the "Fuck the Yankees" chant during Patriots/Bruins/Celtics games all those years. Sad effort that makes them look incredibly small.

Maybe the Yankees should have started this game when the weather was warmer for Schlittler instead of worrying about their concession sales

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Yankees have too many $20, 2000 calorie hot chocolates to sell

"They can't score 7 points in 45 seconds" - my wife, who's too young to know about Reggie Miller

That exchange of UConn smoking a layup followed by a killer Michigan 3 feels like Dagger, but UConn finds the flukiest of ways to win sometimes.

Geno is a bitch

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Down goes UConn. Dawn the new GOAT.

Will people ever learn executive orders aren’t royal decrees?

Are the Marlins contractually obligated to employ every male Conine offspring?

Bucknor *gets up* “Ball 2”

I'm interested if she's willing to grow something I can poison you with