They're so good, I did not realize how tasty Mexican Christmas is 🥹🥹🥹

Also, they put jalapenos in their cornbread and it slaps, bless the ancestors 🙏🏽🙏🏽

First Christmas with Mexican boyfriend. I only understand maybe 50% of what's happening, but you don't need to know much Spanish to ask for more tamales and pozole... 🤤🤤🤤

Nice!! Spiro Mounds is very cool, especially for the solstice! Are y'all still in OK?! I thought you moved to Minneapolis for some reason!

When are we going to get a Heated Rivalry for cowboys, I humbly ask the television powers that be

Took my dad to this steakhouse in Sallisaw and it is full of very good looking cowboys who, I regret to say, would probably hate crime me 😞

New life goal is to go to a Mexican drag show, these feminosas are serving at levels heretofore unimagined

Deetox Alanis in La Más Draga... the unmitigated villainy is giving me so much life lmao

Maybe this is what I get for shopping at Reasors, I need to become an Aldi's girlie apparently.

Not to suburban mom post, but since when is chuck roast $11.29/lb?? The amount of money I just spent for a pot roast is criminal, Jesus.

The new Bob's Burger destroyed me. And my A/C went out today. Also maybe I haven't accomplished anything in life and have no dreams. Feeling a lot of feelings!!

Twilight over the Arkansas River at Cleveland tonight was unbearably spectacular, I was delighted and awed 🥹

Spending my Saturday morning shrieking as Pui Man pulls off the biscuit construction of the century

This is true every year, but this new crop of GBBO bakers are flawless and exceptional 🥹🥹

Well, in honor of my recent 35th birthday, I finally got myself a minoxidil and finasteride prescription 🧓🏼

Blasting my TayTay playlist in honor of our queen's engagement to the super hot football dude, she's living the dream

I've been in Tulsa five years, wow 🤯

That sounds so nice!! I regret not going when I lived in SD, but it's a good excuse to go back to the Dakotas :)

As a former South Dakotan, it is my sworn and perpetual obligation to shit on North Dakota forever (actually it's not bad! and I do want to visit Theodore Roosevelt NP...)

Haha, it's definitely not that bad. Northern New England grew on me! But otherwise, it was not my favorite. So many people!

A meme from Twitter -- states ranked by whether I would live in them. My antipathy towards America east of the Mississippi remains strong!

I'm in a Eufaula park, post-lake, with my Mexican boyfriend and his family -- understanding 30% of the conversation, generously -- and there is a young man doing a photoshoot with his jacked up truck next to us. America!

I was originally going to bring them inside but turns out they are toxic to cats oops 🫣

My surprise lilies (and crape myrtle!!) are in full, gorgeous bloom this week 🥰🌸

Tried to outrun the weather and mow this afternoon... a storm caught me halfway through the front yard 😞 it looks even more raggedy than usual, all halfway mowed 🫣😅

In the part of the Denver airport with all the regional flights to little western cities -- Kalispel, North Platte, Aspen, Sioux Falls -- waiting on a flight to Missoula and experiencing much South Dakota nostalgia 🏞️🌾🪶

Omg I would be very emotional (furious) if I had to spend the night in the airport, but also, you're very right, airports are just weird all around. Very outside the regular emotional universe!!

At the airport and again experiencing that particular dissonance in which I find mid men unusually attractive but yet I'm very concerned about my own appearance?? If everyone is weirdly hot at the airport, why doesn't my brain extend this same grace to me 😞

love to be part of a politically disfavored minority (student loan borrowers) 🥲

Yes, America is, you know, somewhat embarrassed these days. But it's also the home of my ancestors and descendants ad infinitum, fantastically beautiful, entirely blessed, the land of the free and the best hope of humanity. It's worth a celebration any day. ᎤᎵᎮᎵᏍᏗ ᏣᏕᏘᏱᏍᎬ, ᎠᎹᏰᏟ! 🇺🇸🎆