Wow, that's ChatGPT math!

Based on my experiences at the time, I made an admonition to myself in the 1990s not to date lawyers. I forgot about that after getting married and exiting the dating pool. But now that I'm back in the pool, I was recently reminded why I shouldn't date lawyers.

I was half expecting this one to be the blooper where says "pancakes" instead.

The word "honorable" is doing some heavy lifting here.

Hat tip to the mortician who does his makeup.

I guess the most recent iOS update rendered him obsolete?

Maxine Nightingale - Right Back Where We Started From (1976) Clip YouTube video by DiscoBar80

I watched "Slap Shot" again this past weekend, and now this song is stuck in my head again. There are worse songs to have stuck in your head.

LOL.

Oh, I can't wait to see the interrogatories he's going to be receiving!

On this date in 1998, Widespread Panic played their outdoor “Light Fuse, Get Away” gig in downtown Athens. I remember it well.

Would you like some cheese?

Would you like some cheese?

😂

It’s what his grave’s going to look like one day.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”

He knows tacky.

A functional Bluesky? In this economy??

Shocking Blue - Never Marry A Railroad Man YouTube video by Red Bullet

The late Mariska Veres might take issue with that idea.

Weirdos? Never would've guessed!

I've watched the Rifftrax version. Don't think I could survive watching the film without the running jokes.

Glad I didn't post "Things" instead. You'd probably block me for that one.

Friends don't let friends partake of a three martini lunch before a press conference.

drop your crime fighting Catholics

In honor of National Canadian Film Day, I offer "Gooby," a film that grossed $3,234 at the box office. Not sure if that's Canadian Dollars or American Dollars.

Meanwhile, as JD held his sad, poorly attended event at the east end of downtown Athens, the 40 Watt Club was hosting Drag Queen Bingo at the west end of downtown Athens. Word is the place was full.

The Atomic Cafe (1982) This darkly funny doc compiles clips of Cold War training films, propaganda, and newsreels designed to ease Americans' fears about the atomic bomb.

For lunch today, let's to to The Atomic Cafe!

I’ve been to Akins Ford Arena a few times, and trust me when I say our local hockey team on a bad day puts more butts in the seats than couch humper here.

If he denies himself three times, we can call him Simon Peter!

To be fair, this is a photograph of my actual doctor

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