Why does god give his worst experiences to his best soldiers? My friend’s mum was sectioned last Christmas, her sister ended her life two and a half months ago, her mum is still in a mental hospital & she’s just been made redundant while on maternity leave where she hadn’t had the best postnatal

a person on a ladder pasting up art of a spotty sausage dog over the telegraph billboard

my friend yaya covered the disgraceful telegraph billboard 🥰

Not this being the way I find out there’s potentially a new pope? Omw to pope crave this instant

All this for 20 amateur footballers. Out of what, hundreds of thousands?

It opens a portal

I’m here to kiss you in real life

Dreams are so so bizarre and I guess just the subconscious’ way of processing, it’s always going to be something that you think about even when the desire isn’t there any more! You’ve got this Mike!

An empty burts bees lip balm next to a pot of carmex

I am insane and no one cares x

The mdma feeling of the first few days of sunshine has gone and now I’m in a comedown

They should do the Grand National but with geese instead of horses

It’s a beautiful day to listen to How Bad Do u want me on repeat

I hope Wihan drowns soon but Harry is ok, he can stay

An empty pot of carmex lies on a pink sheet in the sunshine

1 carmex down, 1 to go!

Adolescence but about when your parent in his 60s has an iPad now

The thing about the acne studios x kappa collab is that primark have had a kappa collab for absolutely months

Working in fashion I generally feel like I know trends etc but suddenly everyone has a lambubu and idk where it’s come from?

Wihan is such a cunt

Those Ethel Cain tickets were the easiest purchase I’ve ever done loooll

I’m really in my flop era

I genuinely don’t understand Omaze how do they actually get those insane houses to give away?

We need some more true crime cases because idk how many more podcasts I can listen to that rehash the same cases

Hope all goes well!

I’m cracking up because the bbc have had to put a picture of Camilla up with an article headline “Queen sent letter of support to Gisèle pelicot” because I was reading it thinking “isn’t she dead????”

Why not stop at just one? I think I’d need at least 3 to, so I could feel something

A true visionary

It’s not that special, I could be good at creative writing too?

I was not really prepared for the last showgirl to be as devastating as it was I can’t stop crying

Bawling my eyes out at the last showgirl