🚨BIRTHDAY SALE & GIVEAWAY 🚨
It's our biggest sale of the year:
🔥 All poppers 40% off
😈 Up to 30% off all toys
🐮 Leather 30% off
💦 Two new poppers
To celebrate, we're giving away 2 packs of our new BATE FUEL poppers to get you gooning (see 🧵)
To enter: just RT by April 28th!
Agreed…very tempting
I have one of these 🤭
WANT!!!
…aaaaaand energy crash at 8:40am
Fuck. My. Life.
Like a crinkly, shiny weighted blanket.
Woof!
Sure bro, want me to go first? I’ll grab the oil.
Probably should have padded… #distracted
Fuck yes
After a productive burn this morning I’ve crashed HARD this afternoon.
I might have to pad up and just play Pokopia all evening to save some energy.
IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
(he’s not crying, he’s playing with his sprinkler)
😏
#pokopia
‘Functional’ (if I dare bestow such an adjective upon him) alcoholics are masterful liars. Not just to others, but to themselves. They can editorialise their world to fit their narrative to a near ‘psychotic-delusion’ level, especially when drinking.
Trust me, one (tried to) raise me.
The interesting dynamic in the Kash Patel alcoholism discussion (to me) is:
- is it a coping mechanism to deal with having to deal with, let’s call them “colleagues”
- to deal with being an A-Grade shitbag on all fronts
- unrelated to work
- to cope with all the lies
Or…Is it how he got where he is?
I’ve also created a very cool, potentially torturous, road type.
The metal walkway over lava.
But to balance that, there’s my very lovely volcano-side hot spring, with rainbow rock shower.
#pokopia
My Pokopia Dads:
- Sexy nap time
All of the above? 👉 👈 👉👈
My Pokopia Dads:
- having a flex-off
- checking in safe at bath time
- doing Titanic
- a touching moment
*sigh*
If it comes with the body, I’m in!
One of the fun moments in Pokopia for me was getting the Team Rocket wall hanging
Good sogging!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck coach!
Oh Pokopia…you know me too well.
“Would you like to buy this bondage-inspired furniture and these chains?”
“Yes, yes I would”
Looking swole bro
Unffff those waders
Something something milk me something moo.
Fuck I wish I had rugby thighs!
Just ordered mine, and a big shout out to @spacepupsilver.com for their coupon code. Every time there are shenanigans being had I’ll send dirty thoughts your way.
I built a new stone cottage for my dads (Machoke, Machamp, Blastoise). Furnished it then realised it’s not big enough 😢
Yes fuckin’ please!
Ohhh sloppy woof!
Yes, of course I just fell down a 3 hour long “How to sew a lucha mask” research spiral - AT BEDTIME!
