“I will quickly learn Spanish and then run for president of Venezuela” might be even crazier than the Easter Tweet

Maybe showing us IG is more him and Diss-cord less

I feel that but the pivot is still an option (even if it doesn’t feel like it)

Maybe he’s on a gap year

‘(You’re a fish and I’m a) WATER SIGN’

Mr Graaaaaannnnt

Bill Maher: “I’m not saying Pete makes a terrible defense secretary, but he’s the worst thing to hit the Pentagon since Flight 77”

so true bestie

28 m

Sending positive vibes to you that things will look up soon ❤️‍🩹

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😬

I believe he was “in Berlin” - always so obvious

💥Yep💥

Love the vibe here - worst luck in the world those two

Your nails match it too 🤩

#Trumpisacunt

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Saw something about a new app that will work with Bluesky called Flashes … I’ll see if I can find it again

It’s like a plaster/ bandaid - rip it off all at once and it hurts less

Ok. So I have decided that this week is an “airport rules” week. Comfortable clothes, expensive coffee, it’s never too early for wine, read all the books and music anytime. You are welcome.

louis tomlinson wearing a blue adidas jacket

harry styles wearing the dicklace and smiling while looking at a purple sparkly rhinestone penis keychain

this louis with this harry

How I imagine things going:

Louis to Harry: H, wtf did you post?

H to L: a story of me working to match yours like we planned

L to H: I think you misunderstood, I said we’d both post stories of us working including PENS

Me please ❤️

It was purple and pink the last time I was there so … maybe?

My favorite way to explain equity

The last five concerts:
1. Conan Gray 🌸
2. Johnny Flynn 🌼
3. Niall Horan 🌺
4. Niall Horan 🌺
5. Louis Tomlinson 🌻