"Adjacent" is one of my favourite qualifiers when discussing porn genres because it simultaneously tells you everything and nothing. Like, what the fuck do you mean it's "vore adjacent"? I have more questions than I did before you said that. Hey. Hey, get the fuck back here.
I have a month left of school and then I’m done forever and ever I’m so excited
Babies
Happy 420 I took an edible at a bar and this feels weird af 😊
A photo of the Himalayan Monal. The bird is visible in profile. It is dazzlingly colored in shades of green, orange, and blue.
Meet the Himalayan Monal! 🌈 Males flaunt iridescent feathers to attract mates. Found in the Himalayas, this bird lives at altitudes up to 16,000 ft (4,877 m) in summer! It uses its hooked beak to forage for insects, seeds, and berries.
Hari K Patibanda, CC BY-NC 2.0, iNaturalist
I used to be such a clock eater as a kid/teen and I feel like more and more I’m losing touch with my physical needs
I got all settled in to get work done at a coffee shop and then realized that I’m STARVING
Guitar finally acquired. Book finished. Foods cooked except one (1) zucchini. Can I do the scary thing tonight?
I get why people would lie for opioids but why the fuck would you lie for an extra strength lidocaine patch
Fix y’all’s websites or I’ll have to go to guitar center
Trying to find where to buy a guitar and wow the internet sure does not know the difference between a place that sells guitars and a place that just repairs them
Are they THAT scared of prescribing stronger pain meds???
He’s been practicing!!
Matcha Kit Kats my beloved…
I guess!!
…hey what are the chances this is a money laundering front
There is an art gallery in New York where you can literally just walk in and buy a Rembrandt. I told my mom I liked a Picasso painting (it had pigeons) and the guy tried to sell it to me. Dude I am here because I’m too cheap to buy a ticket to the met but yeah sure sell me a Picasso.
Things like being very sensory seeking, absolute shit at noticing details, allergic to routines because novelty gives me such a dopamine hit, etc.
Idk I’m looking at all my counter indications for why I couldn’t possibly be autistic and it would be offensive to call myself that but all the counter indications are classic adhd symptoms. Which does not exactly disqualify me.
A close-up photo of a beluga whale. The animal is pale white in color, with a somewhat domed head.
Meet the beluga whale! Known as the “canary of the sea,” this social animal uses sounds—including whistles, clicks, and chirps—to communicate & navigate the open ocean. Since it's so reliant on sound, noise pollution is one of its greatest threats.
Photo: azure27014, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist
Okay so instead of complaining about my social deficiencies I think I need to go to scheduled meetups as often as possible the way some people go to exercise classes or therapies. Thinking of it as Social Therapy somehow feels way less daunting.
Sadly I find most fiber arts tedious, but I might try making chaotic little paper garlands with scrapbooking paper
There’s a local ace crafting meetup I want to go to so I have to figure out a craft REAL FAST
Buying a guitar after work tonight!!
[REDACTED] list written, let’s see if I can share it. Book is coming along but I really slow af
I’m viscerally uncomfortable with lying, and unfortunately for everyone my brain considers letting people make untrue assumptions about me to be a form of lying
“Let’s get mad about blind people listening to books” -guy who definitely has hobbies and a life
To-dos for the next ~3 days
*write a little bit of two different fics
*buy a guitar!
*eat or freeze the stuff in my fridge that’s gonna go bad
*write out a list of what kind of [REDACTED] I’d like to try and post it in the local [REDACTED] server
*read this book so I can write a paper on it
If you can't handle me at RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED, you don't deserve me at FORBIDDEN.
