So size does matter?!? Ladies?

Everyone: You telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Shrimp frying rice:

I hate winter so GD much

Soupppppppp yes

Summer and fall are top tier seasons

Touché

Newton was on to something:

Y’all are twins!

Lmao Spider-Man pointing dot gif

This summer was so damn dry

What y’all got? I’m A3H7

😂😂😂

I lose 2-3 lbs per day I swear:

Facts only:

I need to see these. And also try it myself! Lmaoooo

Lmaooo send them a strongly worded email and post it on here for us to see 😂😂😂

Every single time:

Top tier bluesky name imo

There’s a Simpsons prediction for literally everything:

It’s a dvd on the top one. Too lazy to switch 😂😂😂

Took me three whole damn tries. Wtf

80s cartoons for kiddo and #MNF for me. #winning

🤝🤝🤝🤝

My friends to me during chiefs games:

🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼

is the plane still just flying around

Woman doing mental math

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