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BATTLE OF THE DADS: Boxes vs Briefs! | Jason Poland Get more from Jason Poland on Patreon

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will you take the cash... or what's in the box?? ‡️ #webcomics #comics

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whimsy is a welcome act of civil disobedience

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a white gnome with a blue hat is standing in the woods . ALT: a white gnome with a blue hat is standing in the woods .

MERRIMENT COMMENCE

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You remind me of the patron... the patron with the power... the power to choose which comic I make next!

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"You remind me of the Son. The Son with the power." πŸ„β€πŸŸ« #webcomics #art

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"In my youth, Son, I was the Headless Pony Boy." 🐴 #webcomics #art

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Kraken

DESCRIPTION: a large humanoid-creature with tentacles at the mouth, a lobster claws for one hand and a clawed-hand for the other, a squid-like head shape with large white eyes emerges from water, splashing water up, tossing a fishing boat. He is red speckled with a lighter belly.

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- Voted β€œMost Likely to disrupt global shipping” three years running.
- Ironically: Allergic to shellfish
- He’s a sucker for drama. (And has suckers for drama!)
- His bladder is the reason it’s a saltwater ocean.
- Tries to time the chorus of β€œMrs. Sandman, Bring me a dream” to navy sonar pings.
- Has the ultimate dad joke: β€œIt looks ABYSMAL outside”
- Tried exfoliating with coral… his butt is still covered in barnacles.
- The type who SAYS he’s β€œfive minutes away” when he hasn’t even left the Mariana Trench.

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TITLE: Anatomy of Monsters: Anatomy of a Kraken DESCRIPTION: a large humanoid-creature with tentacles at the mouth, a lobster claws for one hand and a clawed-hand for the other, a squid-like head shape with large white eyes emerges from water, splashing water up, tossing a fishing boat. He is red speckled with a lighter belly. JOKES: - Voted β€œMost Likely to disrupt global shipping” three years running. - Ironically: Allergic to shellfish - He’s a sucker for drama. (And has suckers for drama!) - His bladder is the reason it’s a saltwater ocean. - Tries to time the chorus of β€œMrs. Sandman, Bring me a dream” to navy sonar pings. - Has the ultimate dad joke: β€œIt looks ABYSMAL outside” - Tried exfoliating with coral… his butt is still covered in barnacles. - The type who SAYS he’s β€œfive minutes away” when he hasn’t even left the Mariana Trench. β€”β€” Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller

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TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of a Kraken

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if you subscribe to the multitude of Dracula Dads theory, so far Son has 538 dads raising him in the My Dad is Dracula universe

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Jason Poland | Patreon Get more from Jason Poland on Patreon. creating My Dad is Dracula Comics. Support Jason Poland and get exclusive access to their work.

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Thank you! these tall dogs can be trick to capture

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"In my youth, Son, I was the Headless Pony Boy." 🐴 #webcomics #art

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You never know what Dad'll pop up as next. ‡️ #webcomics #comics

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"You were a hero all along, Son." πŸŒ„ #webcomics #art

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"You were a hero all along, Son." πŸŒ„ #webcomics #art

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Yes! I had wanted to try fencing for nearly 15 years and finally worked up the courage recently. Iβ€˜m very much still a beginner but finished middle of the pack in my first friendly tourney!

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this is fantastic!

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@mydadisdracula.bsky.social flash back to that one time decades ago I tried my hand at a my dad is Dracula comic
My dad is Dracula (and a Lotus 18 Formula 1 racecar)

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DENIED

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"(Books are a gateway to another, quieter world, Son)" πŸ“š #webcomics #art

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The best to ever do it

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"(Books are a gateway to another, quieter world, Son)" πŸ“š #webcomics #art

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🀘🀘

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β€œBe not afraid of radness, Son. Some are born rad, some achieve radness, and others have radness thrust upon them... at 200cc.” 🏍️ #webcomics #art

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Rev up that like button, go for a victory lap with a repost, get muddy in the comments, and follow with notifications ON to catch every race if MDiD makes you pop a eXtreme wheelie!! 🏁 www.patreon.com/myDadisDracula

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a guy from a 12th-century medical miniatures collection via public domain image archive has been poorly but earnestly photoshopped to appear to be wearing a Cool Swords two-color screenprinted tshirt

a guy from a 12th-century medical miniatures collection via public domain image archive has been poorly but earnestly photoshopped to appear to be wearing a Cool Swords two-color screenprinted tshirt

traveler... can I perhaps interest you in a very cool 2-color screenprinted tshirt. if you want one, you've gotta order before the order window closes: rawpaw.ink/products/coo... βš”οΈ

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β€œBe not afraid of radness, Son. Some are born rad, some achieve radness, and others have radness thrust upon them... at 200cc.” 🏍️ #webcomics #art

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