Beautiful day here at #providencepark

I’m curious who has a DraftKings or FanDuel account after the events that keep happening tonight. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

Thorns don't need no whistles.

Fuck it we'll do it ourselves.

#NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

Now’s the time of the game where the plays get spicy. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

Off to a great start at @providencepark.bsky.social #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

All I know for sure is that upcoming letter from Schumer is going to extra extra stern this time.

Someone please contact the Board of Peace and find out their thoughts on all of this.

Welp, looks like we have our own special military operation now.

Many books have been written on the perilousness of Petrostates, but we have to discover (through personal experience) the all-new, generational destruction of waking up to find we lived in an Nvidiastate up until one particularly bad earnings call.

Modern problem require…old school solutions? Smart phones are now large enough to cradle with your neck. Core 90s skill unlocked. I hate it.

@digitalocean.com Thank you for denying my aged account the ability to create 1 basic GPU instance. This is with zero account issues over the course of 10+ years, so I love the generic passive aggressive language on top.

Moving my workload to either Vultr or Linode.

Why does every day feel more and more like 4chan but IRL?

HouseFresh disappeared from Google Search results. Now what? We sounded the alarm about independent publishers being demoted on Google to give way to big media sites. This is what happened next.

It's not 'just a bookstore', sadly. Most of the internet has been consolidated and siloed, even if it's not apparent.

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Less than 1 hour before the last home game and downtown is slammed. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

If you're admitted to the bar and you get Rule 8'd by a federal court, just buy a ticket to Fiji and don't come back.

Time travel to 2000 and state in 2025:

- Donald Trump is the president.
- He tried to violently overthrow the government.
- He was re-elected after being a convicted felon and rapist.
- The spark over free speech was a former co-host of The Man Show now hosting a family friendly late night show.

First rule of grift club is never stop grift club.

Behind on the news but noticed this gem.

Governor of Utah literally said “Ladies and gentleman, we got him.”

Irony was dead post-9/11 but then it came back to life.

Do they really need everyone in full kit like that?

Sometimes I feel like I should post more but at the same time, realize that social media detox is always good for sanity purposes. Keeping my notifications to almost nil has been amazing.

Should leadership resubmit my ARCOM in lieu of a Bronze Star with V? If Big Ballz is setting the standard, IEDs are p much the same as car-jacking.

3-1 hopefully locked in thanks to Reyes. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

I’m sure the field is hotter than this at @providencepark.bsky.social #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

2-1 LFG #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

Coffey gets ready to sink her first of the game. 1-1. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

Oooomph. Rough start. Toasty too. #NWSL #PTFC #BAONPDX

Shower thought: I'm wondering if this method of governing is going to become the norm. Nothing but lunacy all day, every day, echoed by a legion of grifters and sycophants who will drown every communications channel in horseshit.

“Yeah I remember grinding my feet into Eddie Murphy's couch.”

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

How the hell do I live in a world where SA has actually become a beacon of sanity? I’d argue it’s because the demographic of goons is one where they grew up during the transition period of the internet and have therefore seen the hellscape it’s become.