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Posts by Joanie 🤱👨👦

Dragon fly shape iced cookies and white flowers.

Dragon fly shape iced cookies and white flowers.

Light blue circle cookie with the phrase “thank you” and white flower shape cookies with orange center.

Light blue circle cookie with the phrase “thank you” and white flower shape cookies with orange center.

Light blue circle cookie with the phrase “thank you” and white flower shape cookies with orange center.

Light blue circle cookie with the phrase “thank you” and white flower shape cookies with orange center.

Made a bunch of cookies today for Teacher Appreciation Week.

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Started laughing picturing what senior homes are going to have when us millennials enter them at the thought of ping pong tables, cross fit gyms, and 1990s movie theaters.

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I keep getting suggested to join a monarch butterfly group on FB and if they were really listening they would know that caterpillars TERRIFY me!!!!

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Last time antibiotics took it away. Could it be the same infection or a phantom smell?

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Having the “phantom” baby powder smell inside my nose again. KM.

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When I read a viral tweet that seems just a bit off whenever I go to the profile it is 9 times outta 10 someone tweeting from Nigeria.

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He’s such a sweet little guy.

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A friend of mine went through a miscarriage at 10 weeks. She used a towel to hold the box of the remains when she brought it to the hospital for testing. She didn’t think she could just use it in her kitchen again and asked me to turn it into a keepsake. This is that keepsake.

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Just saw a little boy get spanked because he wasn’t enjoying himself enough at Dino dash. wtf

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What comes to your mind when you hear a healthcare provider say, “It doesn’t feel like the scary kind of breast cancer.”?

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Keep me in your thoughts and prayers as we navigate some uncertain health challenges this coming week. We’ll know more after Wednesday.

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Is it just me or does everyone ask for a cow for their nativity scene?

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Love when I’m holding court in the water closet and my villagers bring me gifts.

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My hot water heater broke when I attempted to maintain it so now we have no hot water until Thursday at the earliest. 🥰

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Constantly playing the game “is it a pistachio or poo?”

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I know people say you shouldn’t have to gentle parent your spouse but what if you’re healing your spouse because you learn how to use gentle parenting?

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Ngl eating baked potatoes once a week is really saving us a lot of money.

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Everyday my sons get taller and I grow closer to death. Life is so unfair.

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Finally on my weight loss med again and my symptoms from it are ramping up. The nausea is the worst.

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If I ever have to have another c-section I want to go give birth in Japan and be treated like the amazing woman I am.

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Words I have purposefully never said to him!!!

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Didn’t think I was gonna cry because of my preschooler today. But he told me “mama you ruined everything again.”

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Shelling pistachios all day every day for my two bosses. 😒

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Only to sigh realizing they’re actually push pins.

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Saw my caffeine mints in the cabinet and thought, “yes, exactly what I needed!”

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Chronic pain back in my legs from the barometric pressure 😭

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I’m so sorry. Thinking of you and remembering your son in my prayers today. CF has taken far too many people too soon.

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Don’t open the curtains 🥲

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Wow yikes.

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My smallest son is going to bed wearing the Bob the tomato costume instead of his sleep sack.

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