Wonder what the president will make worse today.

fuckin a. [cancels summer flights]

Trump's regime is one of active addicts & enablers— none chosen by happenstance. The goal is to create constant chaos in order for manipulation/crimes to go unnoticed.

Who better to generate distraction than someone working hard to pass as fine, but so out of control erratic behavior is guaranteed.

Yup. Someone's had Vance out there repping the GOP hard, but in situations where he's guaranteed to fail. Why?

We’re living in unprecedented times and Vance being forced to resign, followed by Trump “retiring” and a full-blown regime change occurring, wouldn’t surprise me at all.

mkay.

Bold statement, and obvious foreshadowing of Clay Fuller's history of unhinged sexual predatory behavior being exposed in 5... 4... 3...

Melania's the weakest link in this latest Epstein exposure, that's pretty obvious. If she was a smart gal she'd be surrounding herself with security and lawyers, getting ahead of the story by spilling every disgusting detail she knows, and then finding somewhere remote to spend the rest of her days.

Yeah but what were the race times of the transgender athletes?

Uh, someone should prob let The Turnip know that things didn’t exactly work out dreamy for Kim Gargoyle after she made that announcement.

You and I are living parallel lives.

I wasn't aware that Erika Kirk lived in Utah.

JD Vance’s biggest obstacle is that he’s not driven by morals, passion or ‘a higher purpose’— he’s driven by acceptance, and it’s staggeringly obvious. He’ll make whatever comment he thinks will earn him a place in the conversation, which makes him appear insecure, desperate and untrustworthy.

Christ almighty. Does no one honestly care enough about this man to remove him from the stage? Also...

These loyalists who continue to believe their allegiance to Trump is somehow gonna protect them from the vortex of consequences on the horizon — slay me.

Uhh, yeah. I guess Tom Bartlett missed RFK’s latest sideshow appearance before Congress.

Running a successful campaign of hate against the world’s most respected religious leader, who also happens to be white AND American, takes more distortion of facts than even MAGA is capable of swallowing.

The thing about chatGPT is it’s really only as smart as the human prompting it to think. Kegs just learned that firsthand.

As usual, the jokes on Trump. The ‘radical left lunatics’ had a hardy bwahahahaha at Trump’s last Jesus post— MAGA on the other hand was big mad.

You snatched the words right out of my mouth.

hahahahahahaha. Mrs Erika Kirk has made a series of missteps these last few mths, not the least of which was dry humping JD Vance.

Agreed. As the need for the 25th becomes undeniable to even the most loyal, the more Trump's gonna panic and try to shake up his circle.

JD’s obv on the way out (forced resignation?), Hegseth & Rubio are running on borrowed time, and if those don't effectively do the job... do svidaniya Miller.

I woman in the middle, uncomfortably turning away from Blanche and scratching, is everyone.

If you're ever seeking a bright side to this administration just know that no matter what, no one will ever hate JD Vance as much as he hates himself.

Bruh. The point is he didn’t write it. Good grief.

What the fuck is wrong with these men, and why do they believe their rights extend above and beyond the rights of women?

Fuck them. Fuck each and every one of these cocksuckers.

It’s time to burn down the motherfucking patriarchy.

Trump: “I’m closing the Strait of Homuz.”

Iran: “LOL!”

Chinese tanker: “chug, chug, chug”

How sad that the White House intern who wrote this — showcasing their clear comprehension of sentence structure, spelling, and punctuation — will never get credit.

Assignation. Assassination… Let’s call the whole thing off.

Tim Scott; The shuck n’ jive Energizer Bunny.

Todd Blanche is the reason Donald Trump is a convicted felon. That’s an undeniable fact even MAGA can’t overlook.

Everything he says is nonsense.

Unprecedented times dude. Don’t assume anything based on anything, including The Constitution.