Fun fact: the first time I ever heard kiss from a rose was in a twilight princess amv I saw in middle school

Hey what happens if u take estrogen and testosterone hit at the same time? Do you become the ultimate being, like in JoJo part 2?

I wanna see 50 people tripping over each other on a basketball court

I have an idea on how to make sports more interesting. I call it "too many fucking people". The idea is that you have just way too many people, just a completely unreasonable amount of people. like at least 5 times as many people. just make the whole thing, an unmanageable cluster fuck.

Ok guys would you rather have to have sex with Hitler or your dad?

Perfect

Ok. Hey boy, r u Geoffrey Chaucer? Bc u can bury ur canter in my tales anytime 😉

Shit I just realized I could turn the tales from Canterbury tales into tail as in ass. Give me a second, I can do better.

Hey boy, are you Geoffrey Chaucer? Bc u can canter my bury anytime 😉

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I fucking hope so

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Executive 1: man, I really want to cut jrr Tolkiens genitals and feed them to him.
Executive 2: well, unfortunately for you, he's dead.
Executive 1: it's okay, I just had a different idea that will accomplish the same thing...

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Whatever happened to Zachary Quinto?

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Now that I think about it. I don't think gooning and unemployment are that unique to our generation.

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ok so, for reasons I will not explain, I was looking at this Qing dynasty era shuili ritual painting of the ghostly realms and I absolutely need everyone to see this little freak and his stupid face.

Lmao same

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