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#StarWars #MaulShadowLord is ultimate edgelord Star Wars, and I'm actually here for it. It's everything 24 year-old me hoped Darth Maul would be when I saw him in that trailer the first time, and as close as Star Wars cartoons have gotten to Heavy Metal. Wagner Mora!

Look, I loved The Acolyte too.

It took the Daily Wire to make Jonathan Majors the least problematic thing about a new Jonathan majors movie.

hey, in about an hour I can tell you what I think of the newest star wars cartoon. Not sure why, since the aggregating articles never seem to look at Bluesky, but you never know.

LOL Randy Orton's big mystery reveal to try to sell more tickets to WrestleMania is...heel Pat McAfee?

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

Kick! Punch!
It's all in the mind!
If you wanna test me
I'm sure you'll find
The things I'll teach ya
Is sure to beat ya!
They pardoned me
And I went free
Not the son of God
Which I found odd
Now I got more guilt
Than Jordan’s got silt
Here we go now!

- Barabbas the Rapper

Many people don't realize that the second iteration of the Ku Klux Klan (in the 1920s) was more anti-Catholic than anti-Black.

So this tracks.

"Look at the sides of this clock. When they all strike midnight, they will be your...Faces of Death!"

So you're telling me Amadeus is getting remade as a miniseries...and the trailer DOESN'T feature a slow, emo, female-vocal cover of Rock Me Amadeus?

The Masters of the Universe movie probably could use a final trailer that actually explains the mythology a bit. Though the catchphrases are part of the culture, most kids today have probably never seen the original show...or even the Netflix versions.

An Honest Kid’s Review of ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie‘ This movie isn’t for you. It’s for them — and here’s what they really think of it.

The best film critic working today (my daughter) and I discuss Super Mario Galaxy. Topics include:

-The worst voice actor in the cast
-Whether Birdo is a Yoshi (and vice versa)
-Why watching someone play a video game is no different than watching baseball

Easily my fav of these pieces to date.

Luke Reads The Trades: April 1, 2026 A recording from Luke Y. Thompson's live video

Luke Reads The Trades: April 1, 2026 • A recording from Luke Y. Thompson's live video lytrules.substack.com/p/luke-reads...

Masters of the Universe Full Trailer Brings It Home Hey, yay, yeah, what's going on? A mix of canons, and so far it works.

Had to post my #MastersOfTheUniverse trailer reactions. lytrules.substack.com/p/masters-of...

I always went by Wrytor, but...

Computer-generated content, advertorial, unqualified writers, and editors who'd rather be on camera than edit don't make for a good final product.

Quick Takes: The Witches of Easterweek If you aren't feeling holy, two current movies offer curses and Satan

Check out my reviews of both THEY WILL KILL YOU and FORBIDDEN FRUITS -- your Easter week theatrical counterprogramming, while there are surprisingly no new Jesus flicks around. lytrules.substack.com/p/quick-take...

I made it through The Ant Bully being about communism, so I think you're safe.

Please don't call John Lithgow untalented. He's incredibly talented and I won't fuck with him now DESPITE his talent and BECAUSE of this bullshit. When you say now he's untalented, though perhaps unintentional, you are making the argument that there's a level of talent that allows excuses behavior.

If you'd like to be LA accessible yet live in a completely different environment, the Joshua Tree/Yucca Valley/29 Palms area is nice. Lots of hippie art folk doing their thing in the desert, local theater, very quiet, desert views for miles. Palm Springs an hour away.

Aha! Un-Christian Disney, Contrarians Gone Bad, Polycules, and Jerry Lewis! This Weekend 'Round the Web has a loose Holy Week theme.

These are a few of my favorite things I've read lately. lytrules.substack.com/p/aha-un-chr...

Japan now sells…sake made with moth poop?!? Moth poo and cherry blossom leaves are the secret ingredients in Secret Spring. 

Moth poo with a hint of sakura creates an "indescribable taste" you won't find in other sakes. 

WIRECUTTER Microplastics Are Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

For action movies, I'd say (Simpson/)Bruckheimer is a big dividing line, for better or worse.

Very few people working in the entertainment industry today are rich or elite, or even have guaranteed employment year to year.

This is what they are doing to NORWEGIANS, y’all — the very immigrants Trump claims to want more of. Imagine what they are doing to everyone else.

In light of the Harry Potter talk, your periodic reminder that Mission: Impossible fandom supports a religion built on deliberate, knowing falsehoods, indentured servitude, forced abortions, and family separations.

King - Love & Pride (Video) YouTube video by KingVEVO

The only King I honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXt...