Do your worst

Definitely is closeted about it, *definitely* is being put on blast by the damned book re: a certain something she needs to do to avoid a global catastrophe

It was a mistake to not start her with air-bending after taking care of fire, never attempt to potty train someone who can force her own bowl movements let alone those of everyone in the room

I’m not saying Jimmy pulled a baddie whose ability to properly hold it was damaged by a cybernetic warmind, but he IS the one with a changing table sized for an adult Kryptonian, sooo

- Anne literally had her mind blown after coming back home and being able to use disposables again (shock of shocks, frogs ain’t great at making dry diapers)

- Luz mmmaybe played with a regression spell during her initial time in the Boiling Isles and mmmaybe retroactively unpotty trained herself.

You can’t tell me the parachute pants aren’t a cover for when she forgets to change (to which end forgetting to change instantly makes men putty in her hands, assuming they’re absolutely noseblind)

Don’t know much about her, but I’d put good money down she’s got a whole Rumi thing going on regarding the “extra armor” she keeps in her room…

Can’t tell me the one on the right isn’t weaving the one on the left’s pamps (and that they aren’t the softest things ever)

Got a gut feeling Bird Parents held out on potty training for the longest time in order to avoid *the elephant in the room*, meaning she was reeking her pants and thought she was more penguin than human until she was like, 12

100% has a racket selling laxative choc cookies, 100% has been swiping her kid brother’s spares as a precaution, 100% the precaution has now become the baseline

I don’t know who these two are, but purely vibes-based I feel like Frost is stuck carrying Cait’s “go-bag” whether she likes it or not

Learned very quickly she has more in common with a Betsy-Wetsy than a Raggedy Ann, thankfully Caine’s able to keep her well-stocked beyond when her supplies go missing (it’s Jax, it’s always Jax)

Got a pack of Roxanne-print pull-ups for her birthday once and very quickly learned the price of true fashion (can barely hold jack).

Somehow inexplicably still has Christmas-themed prints (for both day AND night) despite them being out of season, has to stop herself from using the term “stocking stuffer” with in regard to needing a change MULTIPLE times

It’s that time again…

What’s wrong babe? You haven’t touched your Grooey cookie

Side-note, thanks to smalltowersdl on Throne for gifting me one of these bad boys!

(Commission from a bit ago by an artist who, given recent uncoverings not known at the time of purchase, we’ll dub “Hatsune Miku.” I did the BG, fx, and dialogue)

Yup. It’s happening.

Whipped up this thumbnail for a really fun story I helped out with! Go read it!!

>TFW you go so far as to pack two additional changes for a day at a theme park, but somehow you’re still dry as a bone in the pamp your changed into this morning while your friends are having oil spills in a non-particular car land. 😑

a stuffed monkey with the words oh no written below it ALT: a stuffed monkey with the words oh no written below it

Me trying not to make eye contact with security at Disney Land as they man handle the purple trest in my my backpack

Wren & Lisa in hasty slop-a-color, and the dual sides of Shiloh. Also this weird dog I found (“Bridgit”)

i do not currently own a Switch capable of doing so, but if anyone out there is Living the Dream in their Tomodachi Life(s) and would like to add any of my characters, you have 100% permission (but you must show proof)

impossible to not cornplate about ‘lil Noodle taking the sippy cup, I’m dying of adorability

To whoever just anonymously gifted me the art books for Turning Red and Inside Out 2 (as well as a nifty book on drawing anatomy) on my Throne (throne.com/hackeyslackey), I legit cannot thank you enough!!

Dang, really?

(It thankfully has)