Poor guy, so sad, fuckin loser.

Day 1 of asking the Mariners to fire Dan Wilson.

We know it's awful.

Yes, Kai fits what Arsenal does miles better than Vik, always has. Hoping for Alvarez in the summer because he's a much better fit as well.

ET has bedroom eyes.

AKA Dan Wilson's coaching style.

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Also Declan Rice.

Or aliens.

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Roman Reigns.

GM needs to get him some bigger players, he didn't build this shrimpy ass roster.

She doesn't even know what day it is.

Literally same story but with my mom.

Nah, one of those is one of the goats the other one is a spot monkey.

Wash your face, use some CeraVe and some SPF 50 and you're good. Promise.

Brother named Gymguy.

We do not have the same ads. Idk what August Barron is 😂

Brendan Donovan is too good for the Mariners.

I tried 867-5309, she said she'd never heard of you.

Cooler than I'll ever be.

Money well spent I say.

Cows just aren't into fucking like they used to be. Too many distractions, Facebook, Instagram, blah blah blah.

Who is this guy?

Swanky.

Am I the only one who doesn't like his terrible NBA jam impersonation?

JP Crawford.

He looks Bauer-y.

Donald Hump.