I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it
this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House
why Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea.
putting claude in charge of fucking my wife and letting it decide when i'm
allowed to jack off
you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing
Neera Tanden @neeratanden X.com First, they yelled Lock Her Up at Hillary Then they yelled Snake at Warren Then they yelled Cop at Kamala But the attacks on a marching band for a woman candidate and the booing another woman candidate are totally Substantive.
I have never been more certain that McMorrow is gonna eat shit
thanks to ai Michaelangelo's David can finally have a big juicy cock
if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
it's cool that this is literally just 100% Trump's fault
Good morning happy earth day
When the devs pipe up
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Dude is literally a mass murderer. A lot of us remember his actions in Samoa.
V cool that Trump started the redistricting fight and Iran war and in doing so ushered in a lock for dem house and a global pivot to solar. Please Mr Trump do healthcare next.
A thing about the heaviest users of chatbots is that they acclimate to cloying obsequiousness. Like a billionaire and their entourage of viziers, it becomes normal to them.
Any interaction that is *not* abject simpering they'll now perceive as a slap to the face, an aggressively violent outburst.
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
"The real effect [of AI] was not the eradication of millions of jobs, but a more subtle and pernicious transformation of work and workplaces to reduce the leverage of workers and shift that power even further to their bosses."
drinking pond water to become immune to ponds
They think you're stupid.
The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!
Future Me: Chin-up kid, eventually this breakup will seem insignificant
Past Me: In light of all the joy I experience?
Future Me: Well it's been great chattin'
He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence
one of the best days on social media was in 2021 when trump was banned from every single network. you saw him repeatedly trying to make alts before each one got banned too, like a poster trying to escape a game forum permaban
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Big liberal rally happens? Good excuse to punch left. Streamer is popular? Time to punch left. Antisemitism on the rise on the right? Country completely run by rightwing fascists? You better know what it is baby.
Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war
oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms
*nodding* autistic mummy
Severus @SeverusChud •21h Pragmata Japanese voice actor: Japanese So why is it when a White child is depicted, a grown black woman is playing her for the English dub? They're netflixing voice actors now too Imao.
DeathMetalViking ® @DeathMetalV X.com Literally a day ago you were obsessed until you learned the voice actor was a black woman. Severus @SeverusChud Commentary account I'ma defend Diana forever
the switch up is hilarious
meticulously labelling every bad thing the United States has ever done 'un-American' then bolting the gates of my Mind Palace with a gentle smile, secure in the knowledge that I live in the Good Country
what the hell was every previous mayor even doing?
I can’t think of anything more quintessentially Democrat than being asked a question about a genocide and using the phrase “Never again” but about having standards. Just make the guy the nominee now.