If your child is being annoying in public while you ignore them, they are bored. Your child is excruciatingly bored. Did you know that? The rest of know your child is bored. All of us. It’s very clear.
Exactly one year ago today:
not to make it weird, but it would be chill if republicans and the catholic church wanted to annihilate each other
all “AI artists” are “non-artist scabs”
Filing an extension can be a fuck you to war spending 🤷
New Overwatch season and I’m streaming the game for the first time since… 2019?! twitch.tv/TelferDan
Ah yes, that classic conservative talking point: let’s obsess over declining population growth while everyone is starving and can’t afford the doctor
Time for a Spectrum internet outage, or as I like to call it: Spectrum internet
Not to brag, but I am easily the strongest member of my Dungeons & Dragons podcast
So let’s see, the ceasefire keeping failing because…
*checks notes*
… Trump wants to cuck for another world leader, just like he did in the Epstein Files. Got it.
All those “it’s about ethics in video game journalism” people seem pretty unconcerned that almost all video game journalists have been replaced with AI.
Seems like they kinda just wanted to ruin women’s lives?
literally all of Hinge
I miss the idea of doing more straightforward lefty-alt-comedy-world work, but my last 10-12 experiences in that world were deeply and utterly miserable.
More than miss it, I grieve how sincere and kind that world used to seem.
Lots of people are being spiteful as they struggle. So disappointing.
A 2026 dating app called LAST CALL
Sometimes, when I need to microwave for a minute and a half, I like to set it to 90 seconds. Just to see if it’s paying attention.
Not to kink shame, but Trump and Bibi sure have sloppy cuckolding boundaries
One fun thing about LA is that if a stranger over the age of 60 treats you like shit for no discernible reason, it’s because they were once an incredibly powerful producer and now nobody gives a shit
STOP POSTING ABOUT HOW IT WOULD BE CHILL TO REMOVE HIM AND REMOVE HIM
“I am not in session oh well” is not an excuse to get on social media and ask people with far less power than you to save your ass
The nostalgic respect people extend to these cowards is so unsettling. If Slotkin saw us lying in a ditch, she’d click her tongue, shake her head sadly, and get an expensive brunch.
Slotkin is a wealthy conservative Zionist Democrat. She is former CIA. She knows exactly what she could be doing.
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They still haven’t cast Waluigi in these Mario movies, there is hope for me yet
The party that wants you dead for being naughty is the party that uses the F word on national television while threatening mass murder
Thank you for logging me out of your website after only a few moments of inactivity, literally everyone with a website!
It’s a consistent reminder that the internet is destroying our lives, and that I SHOULD hate being on my phone!
Bye!
Everyone who blasts videos on their phone speaker in public is MAGA, no exceptions
John Lithgow seems like a smart dude. You know, history and literature degree at Harvard and all that.
Someone should tell him that when he tries to discuss trans rights he sounds deeply uneducated. Like he got his degree at Truck Stop Bathroom University. He’s not doing Harvard any favors.
Playing Dragon’s Dogma 2 on Twitch tonight, and holy shit! Why did I sleep on this game? Why did nobody tell me about this game? I don’t need another Elder Scrolls, I’ll show you soon!
Bailing on my nearly 500 day Duolingo streak This new update is asking me to translate Japanese words I’ve never heard before, then say my made up words out loud… what
Um is the owl just racist now
With continued massive layoffs, it’s dark times for gaming careers. Meanwhile, game sales are STILL increasing, and PS5 prices went up AGAIN. We need indie.
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