Global commodity + Philly Energy Solutions refinery that blew up in 2019 (permanent capacity lost), Valero Port Arthur, TX a week ago that's offline

33 years ago today, Bart Simpson executed his most epic April Fool's Day prank on Homer.

#TheSimpsons episode “So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show” first aired April 1, 1993.

That sounds lovely compared to 16% humidity indoors here in northeast US and 40mph / 65kph wind gusts tomorrow.

Put a shoe behind the door so they can push it open but not Kool Aid in and disturb you

@ladyyarrow.bsky.social I lost Loki about a month ago. Adopted today, name pending. So far keeping them separated is a challenge, but Aurora is not ready to be unsupervised with him.

Oil. Someone is probably telling him it will bring leverage against the Saudis and a huge bribe to keep Venezuelan oil off the market.

1 senior citizen and 1 Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

An Poc Ar Buile (The Mad Puck Goat ) YouTube video by clarebannerman

@ladyyarrow.bsky.social I can't translate the song, but in short, mad goat 😄
youtu.be/zAGhiW3qQvQ?...

Time to trade in my canned whipped cream investments and put all my money into Soda Stream. I can't wait till people start stealing CO2 canisters from convenience stores instead of the ATMs and cash registers.

Can you drive west to lengthen the sunset? YouTube video by xkcd's What If?

Can you drive west to lengthen the sunset?

What the latest What If? video in collaboration with @minuteearth.bsky.social!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8F7...

Comic. Two-column table. Column A lists planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Column B has checkmark boxes for whether the planets have rings: the outer planets’ boxes are checked, and Earth has a red check. [Earth with a ring with an array pf points around it. An arrow labeled “Geostationary Satellite Bel”t points to the ring.] [caption] Astronomy fact: A century ago, Earth didn’t have rings, but we have one now! It’s where all the satellite dishes are pointed.

Planetary Rings

xkcd.com/3156/

I can't fit my head far enough up my ass to see or understand their viewpoint.

60s Batman punched first and asked questions later. Underdog was on amphetamines.

Can't have flu/cold symptoms if you're coughing up shit due to the cigarettes.

Reading is on TV now?

God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans

God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans theonion.com/god-realizes-he-forgot-t...

I didn't even know there was a TS tax now. Nothing against her, just not in my usual selections. I usually only troll Wednesday when it comes to music.

You've probably heard Shake It Off. Blank Space is tied with 3.6B views.

I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.

I'm sure you could find an art(s) program for kids to donate to.

He can talk. He can talk.
I can sing!

Yeah, but at least we're going to take most of the universe with us 😄

Tips For Apple Picking Prioritize the apples that are packaged in plastic with caramel on them.

Tips For Apple Picking https://theonion.com/tips-for-apple-picking/

A painting of a bird beside the text "this is a whole new definition of shitshow"

Where does one go to find whales that can fly? 🙄

Fund the National Weather Service.
Staff the National Weather Service.

Fund NOAA.
Staff NOAA.

Fund FEMA.
Staff FEMA.

Dear members of the White House Press Corps:

ASK ABOUT THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

American corporations are on pace to spend $1.1 trillion on stock buybacks in 2025, an all-time high.

Buybacks don't create more jobs, increase wages, or grow the economy — but they do help juice CEO pay that's often tied to stock performance.

Nothing trickles down to workers.

Another day, another dollar for the slush fund.

Make sure he personally escorts Putin.

Bribery is legal now, so just empty the clearance bin at your local liquor store.