F*ck that guy with the thorniest branch you can find, covered in the oils of Pepper X, repeatedly. F*ck him and his parents for creating him. F*ck his family for leaving Germany. F*ck the entire Drumpf timeline, f*ck them all.
When I see how the New York Post is somehow stretching time and space to blame the Mets slump on Mamdani, I understand how we really do live on Earth and then Earth 2. It's an alternate universe.
No matter what you picked for the New York Jets, they're going to make a mess of it. 😁
Ah, okay. So now we know for sure that they did.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Still not low enough. It should be in the low single digits.
Years ago I learned that the longer your coffee order at Starbucks is, the more insufferable you are.
I have yet to see that theory be disproved.
Signed, Venti Latte.
"This ship cannot sink!"
"She's made of iron. I assure you, she can."
Apt for these times.
How about this: We put Mark Levin on a boat in the middle of the Pacific, and make him wait.
Make sure he's at least a thousand miles from any land, and let him figure it out.
As a lifelong Jets fan, this would be perfect.
As a former Long Islander (left in 1995), your updates about the papers every day is always a fun glimmer and glance back, and a reminder that some things never change. Newsday was always the go-to, the rest were just trash.
Please keep up the work from that slender, riotous island.
There is no bottom. Even when you think he can't possibly get worse, he finds a way.
How many times have you said this? I've lost count.
If his pants were any higher, he'd choke on his own belt.
Are we going to find out today what she's trying to get ahead of?
This seems senseless, so why?
New Coke was actually pretty good.
Absolutely.
With the sound muted by default (it's safer that way), half of the cellular structures in my body stopped processing oxygen on the sight of her.
What, and I cannot stress this part enough, the f*ck, is he talking about?
It is Tuesday. I say you should have them.
Explosions in the Sky. Ironic, yet soothing.
I can't do or say anything that is going to improve our collective mood.
But I do have this.
My 15-year-old cat, Shelby, found a sunbeam today.
I hope we all find a similar peace.
Did Senator Johnson vote in the affirmative for a declaration of war? I don't recall that, which means Dear Leader is going to do whatever the misfiring neural connections in his degenerating mind tell him to do.
Senator Johnson should actually do something. For once.
NOTE: Unlikely, but whatever.
No. Next question?
Congress won't. Nobody is coming to save us. It's down to cholesterol at this point, I'm afraid.
Does someone want to tell him who was President a year ago?
You know of what I speak! You are my people. 🙂
As a New Yorker growing up, and learning to drive on Long Island, I was taught one thing.
There are bad drivers, there are worse drivers, and then there are Massachusetts drivers.
I remember getting a detachable face radio in 1996. I felt like that was life-changing.
Installed it myself from a Crutchfield catalog. 😁
