how do I turn my band into a The Police cover band

love is in the air and im here for it

Paddington 2 has officially joined the Letterboxd One Million Watched Club 🧸

literally just saw this on IG and was mad thinking about it

oh god dammit it’s the day before Troi’s birthday, I’ll have to figure that out

and you didn’t text me this??????

the way I NEED this top also it is adorable on you!!!

hello wife

gasoline in my blood I’m set to burn this track

crazy, when did I miss the memo that the ADA section of seating at a concert turned into a place for you and six of your friends to hang out

making beats for a boring dumb bitch, fucking gnarly

applied to a job just on a whim but actually hope it pans out

I am legitimately upset I have to wait until September to read the third book

it was SO good

you aren’t, now go read the long game

So you’re telling me that politicians could have been communicating like this, probably about anything, the *entire* time

hey at least we had bummer summer the year prior

The Devils by Joe Abercrombie!!! It made me want to read again

YESSSS OMG I FORGOT THANK YOU

Michigan I’m begging you to be a worse state so I have a reason other than “I hate snow” to stop living here because god dammit do I fucking hate snow

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG CHOPP

drones (gnarly)
weddings (gnarly)
bombing weddings (gnarly)

I have nothing of equal or greater value to follow this up with, so all I have is slay 💅🏽

please ignore the apostrophe :’)

president’s are absolutely gnarly (derogatory)

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Your wife’s new legal name is Taargüs Taargüs

I’ve finished two books in three months

I seem to find myself feeling refreshed, alert, and positive after exercising

Isn’t that fucking stupid

@johannbaka.bsky.social THE MINDSWEEP IS TEN YEARS OLD